Sex (because everyone wanted to talk about it anyway!) lol

Well, I'm a second time bride, and one of the huge reasons my first marriage failed, since this is a sex thread, was the sex. He had told me this huge backstory of his sexcapades, and we get down to the wedding night and he finally admits he's a virgin. Now, I was just turned 21, and definitely NOT a virgin. So he has no ability to..ahem, last, no natural god given gifts...and no instincts. I tried sex with him for about a year, and the last year and a half of our marriage was sex free, for that and other reasons.

Now when I met FH, it was love at first sight, butterflies for the first time ever. I called my mom and told her I'm not coming home tonight, you've gotta watch my foster daughter, and he and I got a hotel room. But then he was so nervous because it had been so long that it didn't...work out that night. ROFL. But the next day I called him up and straight forward said "So, are we dating now, or not?" He was so shocked that I'd just ask like that...but he said yes.

A few nights later we managed to get alone for the night, and we finally had our first time. I am ashamed to say...and I'm not quite sure how to say this delicately...

It's a running joke between us that I'll never get pregnant because nothing goes in the right area. We're both built tiny, but he has a natural gift that just happens to prefer going straight into the spleen, if you catch my drift.

So we have a schedule, one day on, one day for my internal organs to rest...LMAO

@ Lynzey you cracked me up with your one night stand comment...@Alyssa, I always say it's best to test drive the car before you buy it!

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No, I did not wait. However, I plan to cut him off a month before the wedding so that it’ll be twice the amount of fireworks on the wedding night.

Wow, this is an old thread! We're waiting. We're both religious (though I think waiting matters a little more to me than it does to him, lol), and we're both virgins. And at this point, what's 4 more months? We both feel it will make it more special to us to wait for our wedding night.

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Lol, Omg Bill how dare he ruin your Ho moment. Lol, thats was hilarious!

Ha-ha

Wow this is an old thread!
But no... Not waiting, we've been together three years, it'll be five by the time we get married, we're in our late 20s.
We didn't rush into sex though, which for me was weird, I retired from being a ho shortly before dating fiance.

Our relationship STARTED as mostly sexual, and then we fell in love!