Im afraid to tell my mom about my engagement and my wedding

This was like an argument at the bar with that really drunk friend. I wanna get married. Yes I do and you can't tell me otherwise. I hate you all and wish you weren't here. *cry cry*. Then there was peaches and cream. We then watched some tv to calm down and then went to bed.

Good night boo! Sleep tight.

Well. reading this sure made my evening fly! Thanks everyone!

Sorry Beachy. Maybe we can make a super cool mash-up Glee style!

Jashanda... Boo, come back.

Sweet tap dancing Jesus, I leave to do a bridal show and I miss this cosmic greatness? OP has known the guy for two months, he's 18 years older, she's introduced her kids to him and they practically live together?

Oh, I forgot, you're madly in love. Yeah, that happens at two months.

This is great.

I can see it now, Beachy: Rude, Judgmental Dickriding Bitches: The Musical.

Celia- And he is romantic, sweet and everyone loves him.. I am guessing it will be a small wedding, being on a Monday and all.

Mannnnnn I always miss this stuff every time.

Don't forget grammar nazis Sass.....

Rude, Judgemental, Dickriding Grammar Nazi Bitches: The Musical. With special appearances by "The You're So Meanie Mean Meanies", "Do Your FH's Know You Act Like This?'s", and a cameo by "Yo Mama's a White Knight".

I love it.

Longest sentence award goes to you! Congrats!

What happens if he turns into the abominable snowman in the winter? You won't know what to do because you hadn't even been through four seasons with the man.

Yeah, there's a reason your mom isn't excited. You don't really know this guy, you just met in May? Give the butterflies a chance to fly away and maybe NEXT May you'll have a valid argument. :\

What Christina said.

Troll.

Yikes. DH and I hadn't even said "I Love You" at two months and we got engaged after 8 months. This sounds like a recipe for disaster.

@Sasswood, can I have a role in this musical? Can't sing or dance, but man does it sound fun.

@PrincessConsuela, I have silent added "Banana Hammock" every time I see you post.

Also, having a silent hissy fit that I missed the good comments. After today, I feel like even refreshing the page is dangerous. I missed all the good stuff.

How are you basically living with someone you have known for less than 90 days when you have kids? They should maybe be meeting him NOW - not living with him - that puts them in harms way with a man you barely know!

You need to run - this man doesn't know you and you don't know him. And now you have dragged your kids into a mess

@Katherine, only if you're a rude, judgmental, dickriding grammar nazi bitch. BeachyLauren will develop the script and we'll have auditions in a week or so.

Sasswood I'm dying over "Do your FH's know you act like this"

So good.

"Madly in love" and "He's very romantic and sweet" that's all fine and dandy, but doesn't really make for a life-long commitment... those things generally fade. Have you even had an actual disagreement yet? How about you give it some time. 2 months isn't nearly enough time IMO to even truly know someone. Let alone someone you're going to put around your children.

What's the rush? Where's the fire?