I received a text message B-list wedding invite

Wow really can't make that up. You're too nice I would have told her to f- off.

Gross

Lmao that's probably what she copied and pasted to the rest of the B-list. De-fucking-cline.

Woof. Sounds like you handled it properly anyway but.... woof. Haha

I would have responded with:

"The subscriber you are trying to reach is currently unavailable. She will get back to you when she reads all of her other texts and has no one else to talk to, just like you did, you tacky bitch"

"If I told you that this is the rudest, crassest message I've ever gotten via text, amid stiff competition, would you believe me? Time to troll the C list...."

Wow... sad thing is, I've seen B- lists suggested in here..

It's completely fucking awful.

FMG I'm literally lol'ing

Da fuq?

Figured WW would get a kick out of this.

This is kind of why I don't talk to her anymore. I suspect she is having a poor turn out. How many times can you get married and solicit gifts from people in your life?

You were way too nice. What a rude bitch.

I would have written back: "would you be offended if I said fuck off? If no, Fuck off. If yes, well fuck off too cause I don't care."

You handled it very well. I LOVE FMG's response!!!!!!

Wow!!! Thats just terrible etiquette!

What a silly goose! She had the wrong number, the right number was 212-GO2-HELL. It's t(r)oll free.

LOL!

Wow. I can't believe she sent that and thought it was ok

I would have asked if it was open bar. If yes I'm there! HaHa! I love weddings...well receptions.

@Erin- if I had attended I might have felt obligated to B-list her next year for my weddinglol - and as you can imagine she is the type of person that would text when she didn't receive an invite.

I could have been more snarky but her FB amuses me too much to risk getting blocked.

She should have downloaded the Wedding Wire app lol