How do you playfully make fun of your guy?

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He has the largest head I've ever seen in my life. Pretty much any opportunity with hats are a good time. Shirts getting over his head. We're going on vacation and I told him his head is going to mess with the tide of the ocean.

@Melissa - I'm dying haha

Mine is hard to explain in text. He puts emphasis on the wrong part of different words. He says AFTERnoon instead of afternoon, TEEvee instead of TV. He emphasizes the beginning of the words and I make fun of him for it all the time.

@jaimeleigh my dad does that I hate it hahaha!

@jamieleigh do you watch HIMYM? This reminds me of Ted. encycloPAYdia.

IT DRIVES ME INSANE! My FFIL does it too, it must be hereditary haha. @Melissa, I do and I've referenced Ted numerous times when discussing this topic LOL

Mine once said one of his favorite things was fat men wearing speedos that are so fat you can't tell they are wearing speedos. Myself (and those who were present for that comment) love to remind him of his favorite things.

Mine likes to turn the shower cold when I'm shampooing my hair... I hate itttt.... but I do have a habit of scaring him... even when he knows I'm right there lol something about exclaiming BOO! Does the trick most of the time.

My FH is literally seven feet tall so I have a lot of opportunities to do so, lol.

He's fat, pale, and has no butt whatsoever. Whenever I see it I tell him he has a young Ben Franklin booty and I want to get all colonial on it.

I don't know why I think B Franklin had no butt I just do? Also neither of us are really sure what that means but it usually leads to old fashioned and science themed puns/pickup lines which leads to sexytime.

I call him grumpy bear and talk to him a baby force (kinda like dory in finding nemo) when he gets irked by something small.

I also tell him he's a cuddly porcupine.

Mine likes to mimic everything I do in an annoying fashion, like he'll exaggerate it and make me look crazy. I just gotta sit there and side eye him.

FH and his whole family say drowndED instead of drown. It drives me CRAZY! So I always make fun of him for that whenever he says it.

He has a very tiny little 5th finger . So little I thought it was a mole. I always tease him about using it to pick up extra stuff like paper clips or paper . Or when his ankles get swollen and he has knackles but still try and wear ankle socks . Lol

We're 10 years apart (he's 35, I'm 25) and we go back and forth picking on our age difference. I'll ask him what it was like having a bag phone and what he did for entertainment before the Internet came along. He usually gives me the death stare before coming back with a "are you sure you're old enough to drink?" type of comment.

He calls me Mr. Charlie because I'm always bossing him around. He says it in a funny boss like he's my servant or something.

These are so funny! I love this thread. We poke fun all the time... but at this point my mind is blank!

*partner, not everyone's SO on here is a guy...

I love to tease my FH over his accent. He's Minnesotan and no, he doesn't sound like the people in Fargo, but he definitely has a few words....bag=behyg, etc. It's so cute lol.

Where to start? So many things to list...so little time!