Help! Help! Help!

You're missing something: You haven't yet come back to complain that everyone who offers advice is insulting you because it is not the advice you wanted.

I don't know how to be insulted. What's an insult?

*laughs so hard, almost chokes on lunch*

Your face. It insults me.

Have you tried karate chopping the pants into submission? If that doesn't work, text your baby and see if he has any ideas.

I don't have a baby. I threw it out with the bathwater.

Frankly, I'm offended that someone suggested that llama's don't wear pants. Clearly they do (as seen below).

It's obvious to me, Shannon, that your parents didn't love you, or they would have taught you how to dress yourself.

I don't have parents. I hatched from an egg and then was raised by nudist llamas.

Oh - that makes sense. My bad!

Actually texting your baby might not work. You need to poke him.

Wait, are these pants part Chuckaho?

Im offended you threw a baby.... was IT wearing pants at least?!?!?

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to know how I should place the flower petals on my tables. My wedding is a year away but I NEED HELP with this NOW!

scattered, dropped, blown in via airplane, I'm so baffled!.............

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Ha ha Kristi! Flowers petals blown in via airplane. You should get on that soon though, it is the most important part of your day and you only have a year.

You should seriously think about and plan a budget before you go ahead and jump on into those pants. What if you can't afford to wear those shoes and those pants at the same time?!

I think you would benefit from a clothing coordinator so you can quit asking us all these silly questions.

Questions aren't silly. Pants. THOSE are silly.

Well I always say there are no dumb questions, just dumb people.

Problem Solved: Pants with shoes attached