Help! Help! Help!

Totally shoes first and then you jump into your pants.

Depends, are these skinny jeans or flare?

Have you tried to google this? You can always search through forums. Other brides have asked the same thing.

Skip the pants. Just wear the shoes.

I think you guys are making fun of me! I genuinely don't know how to dress myself because I was raised by a pack of gentle llamas on a desert island.

How bought splitting the difference and put one shoe on and leave the other of!!!

Well there you have it. Llamas don't wear pants!

If you don't get responses that you like this time or you forget the responses and don't know how to use the search feature or how to find your own posts why don't you post this multiple times over a few months so you can get an array of answers? Yeah? Good.

1. Put shoes on

2. Cut slits at the bottom of jeans

3. Try to put pants on

(If pants still wont fit over shoes, cut bigger slits)

4. Sew slits back up

Well if everyone is making fun of you, you better hide this post now!

Wait. These pants have a zipper. Now what?

Where is the zipper? Near you hoohahoeyhavaginahooeyhah or at the bottom?

I think you should take a nap.

I think a nap would help. The zipper is at the top of the pants. Or are those the bottoms? Am I wearing pants upside down?

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Check here first, then let us know if you're doing it right

If you ask again in a couple months you might get the answer you need.

Do you like the beach?

I dunno. What's a beach?

Http://www.wikihow.com/Wear-Thong-Underwear this is pretty similar to pants, so try these instructions.

This should help!

http://lifehacker.com/037884/how-to-put-on-pants