We're having crackers at our wedding (long story, but there is a reason!) which I will be building over the Christmas break and I need to get together about 100 of the worst cracker jokes anybody can think of (but keep it clean please!)
Gems along the lines of:
- How do snails keep their shells shiny? They use snail varnish.
- What is white and fluffy and swings through a cake shop? A meringue-utang
- What is black and white and noisy? A zebra with a drum kit.
And… Go!