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I want to elope like immediatly, then have the wedding later and not tell anyone! lol

I wish I had the courage to bitch out all my bridesmaids. They havent participated in anything, they dont call to talk to me in general. The only support system I have is my mom and I am sure she is getting tired of hearing me complain about my wedding issues. But if I bitch them out then I have to argue with them and they will support me even less. This wedding is depressing me. I love my FH with all my soul and cant wait to be his wife, he feels the same but the people who are involved and supposed to help have done nothing. Two of my bridesmaids said they cant come to my bridal shower because of work and its still three months away. One of them is a bartender!! Are you kidding me!!! Only 5 months away and itll be behind me. Thanks for listnening

I secretly wanted to boot a BM because she was MIA for any and all activities and just out of our life picture for a good amount of time. Plus when she did show up for stuff she was late. I had become close friends with my neighbor and wanted her to take the BM's place.

The day before the wedding the a-hole BM told me she couldn't make it to the wedding via TEXT MESSAGE, after she reassured me for MONTHS leading up to the wedding that she "would not miss it for the world". SO, I was able to have my amazing friend/neighbor GLADLY step up and be by my side on our wedding day, and I couldn't be happier!!!!

I secretly want to elope...but I want pretty photos of details. Ugh.

Forgot to add these things. I hope some of the people we invited don't show up. It would be nice if my FMIL could call me by my correct name. she calls me Midge. I want to tell this crazy bat " Hey it is Madge. I have been with your son for almost 2 bleeping years. BTW Lady thanks for allowing the rest of you kids to treat my FH , your son like crap". I sooooooooooooo want to say that.

I secrectly want to go on a honeymoon outside the US. But EL Cheapo says I don't know.

I wish our wedding would plan itself. Right now we have no place for the ceremony (it was going to be outside of the reception venue, but it's just an ugly open space). I feel like I have no idea what half of the things we need to do are. And many times I find myself wishing that we had decided on a super tiny wedding. I just don't want it all to turn out like the wedding that we recently went to where everything was awkward and people talked horribly about all of it.

I wanted to get married on a cruise/honeymoon but knew our families would be hurt if they didn't get to come and didn't want everyone on our honeymoon. Now we are 60 people over on our guest list and it's not my small wedding vision.

It's not a secret but I wish FH didn't want to invite his ex-wife's daughter to the ceremony/reception. It's not his daughter although he loves her like his own. But shes a spoiled brat (and i love kids). When she comes over our house shes always up his butt and whining. I can't STAND whining. I had said something to him before about just inviting her to the reception and he agreed....but now he wants her there as a guest to the ceremony and the more I think about it, the more I'm annoyed. He swears since her mom(his ex-wife) will be there then the daughter will have a muzzle on but I can just see her acting a fool. (the little girl). The last thing I want/need to a spoil brat pissing me off on my wedding day. There...mini rant done. lol SORRY!!

I secretly want a completely different wedding than the one that is creeping up in a few weeks. I'd change the dress, the guest list, the location, the food, the DJ and everything except my FH. I am just sick of all the things I picked already. I know it will be lovely that day but right now I wish I could go back and make changes

I am having an adults only reception just because i can't stand mycousins' kids, I'm saying the hotel doesn't allow kids lol

I'm also saying that the wedding will be very simple and that we don't know if we will have alcohol so do le who go to weddings just or the alcohol will stay home

LOL I'll have an open bar and the wedding will be very elegant I'm just trying to filter! Hahaha

I hope my sister don't invite her obnoxious bf. I'm going to give her the plus 1 to bring her friend cause she wanted me to invite her but like shes not my friend I don't think it's right to send a invite. So am going to tell her if she wants to invite her friend she could use her plus 1 but cant invite her bf. I really hope she brings her friend instead of that low life. I hope they break up before my wedding day.

I don't think there's going to be children even though it won't bother me but simply cause then we would have to pay for the kids so am hoping no kids.

I secretly wish my FMIL and FFIL gets mad that his sister wasn't invited or no one of the fam so that they would be an excuse for them not to show up.(We are not inviting his family just the parents and brother)

I wish money falls from the sky so we could have our wedding in a castle

Eloooooooooooooooooooooooope!! LoL

@ Jennifer N, I feel the same way! I feel like all of a sudden I don't and can't wait for August, I just want to be married to my other half already. The problem is my mom and I are basically tied to the hip I love her to death and would absolutely hate not sharing that moment with her ..I guess I will have to wait hehe

My secret confession would be that I really don't want to invite one of my FHs cousins "serious" girlfriend, they have been dating for 4 years and yea we know the girl but can't stand her SO I am hoping that something will happen and they break up before the wedding so that we don't feel obligated to invite her. HOWEVER haha depending on my mood around invitation time I may just hop on the bish train and not invite her.

I secretly hope the someone special of someone close to me "cant make it"!!!!!!!!!!

@Kimberly C, I know your pain! I really really wish I could get rid of one of my bridesmaids. For some reason, she thinks this is HER day and actually told me she doesn't want to wear a dress that falls below her knees because she wouldn't feel "sexy"....ummm excuse me, if I choose to put you in a potato sack, you can either wear it or decide not to be in the wedding! Dont get me wrong, all my bridesmaids will look beautiful, but she feels becasuse she is a size 0 and the rest of the girls aren't, she should be able to wear a more "revealing" dress! The nerve of some people!

Oh and my sister, who is also my MOH told me I can only call her once a month to talk about the wedding. I would really like to call each and every one of them up and give them a piece of my mind.

I have had a bad day, so this is going to come out really mean I am sure. I wish I could yell at my bridesmaids. I gave them three choices for dresses and three choices for shoes and none of them can tell me what they freaking want! I am giving you choices so you can pick what you like and you can't communicate with me. So annoying.

I am also wishing that I didn't have to invite my whole family without being disowned. I can't stand some of my cousins - they have no manners, they have always been rude to me, they are rude to FH, they are embarassing, and I don't want them there. But if I don't invite them, I will start World War III. I also don't want them bringing their loser boyfriends. They are all into drugs, have been arrested, and are just losers. I might actually be able to control that.

I want to invite SOME of my co-workers but not my bosses (theres three of them)..I feel like I would have to act properly and not be able to really cut loose and have a good time. Speaking of coworkers, this one girl I cant stand thinks she is going to be invited, but she's not.

Im sick and tired of my Mom controlling the guest list, food, etc, but shes helping pay for a lot of it so my hands are tied..

Im looking more forward to the bridal shower, bachelorette, and honeymoon

I wish the wedding was tommorrow instead of ten months from now...I cant wait to be my FH's wife

My secret things that i can not say out loud:

I wish i could kick out my 4th Bridesmaid, everything she's been doing lately has been making me shudder, I don't need/want to see 42 pictures of your ankle surgery. It's not her fault but she is strange, and my other three bridesmaids don't like her at all.

I also really am not a child person, i don't really like them (maybe it's because i'm not a mother myself) But i love FSIL, but i HATE her Children, i don't want them in the wedding nor do i want them at the wedding. they are not well behaved at all, and they are very spoiled and they don't listen. However in order to get out of the whole no kids at the reception i had to put them in the wedding party since FH wanted them there, so no kids except the ones in the wedding party.

I wanted to get married at Disney World so i didn't have to invite all of these people that i barely speak to, and waste my money on their place settings at dinner.

Anyways Rant over...

We're having a smalll wedding 30 people... #1 because if fits our personality #2 because we want ONLY adults # 3 it's out of state I just hope my family gets along with him they've never met each other .

I have more people on the I dont want to invite list than i do on the I want to invite list...And im only inviting those people and dont care about feelings anymore...if you arent part of my life on a regular basis your not going to be part of my wedding day SORRY