No seriously...Is it really cheap to do pizza or qdoba catering for a rehearsal dinner? I'm getting married at the Rusty Pelican in Tampa and we can't do an actual rehearsal there because they have weddings on Friday nights, so really it's just dinner. I'm going to pair up the bridesmaids and groomsmen myself and just briefly go over what everyone can expect.
My FH's father is giving us a lump sum for our honeymoon so the $$ will be coming out of that fund for the rehearsal.
The least expensive I've found is $26/person at a local restaurant, but with 30 people it's basically a mini-wedding!