Most embarrassing moment while dating your now FH...

Well I have a fart story and another embarrassing moment. The non-fart story......We had been dating a couple of weeks and he was living in valdosta at the time so he would come visit me when he got the chance well he had his truck parked in my yard and i was sitting on the tail gate with him but then decided to stand up and when i did i slipped and fell over the side and he jumped up and he and my bro were laughing so hard... Then the fart story...One of the first times i spent the night at his house we had just laid down and i felt crampy i knew what that meant but to avoid embarresment i held it in until i thought he was asleep and then i let it out. it blew the covers up and woke him up all he said was "Dang you're going to wake the whole house up I thought i got shot"

Well, I don't know if this is really funny but I was embarassed nonetheless. We had just started going out about four months prior and he took me with his family to the Frio river here in Texas for a week of relaxation. One day when I got up I looked in the mirror and saw some hairs (my darn mustache) and I just took my razor and cut the hair off but cut myself in the process. I didn't know what I would use as an excuse as to why I had that cut there and I can't even remember what I said to explain the sudden cut there!!

Oooh i have a fun one.. on our 2nd or 3rd date, we went out for some drinks with some people he knew. I met one of his girl-friends and her n i got along well. After doing a shit load of shots, i light a cig that a friend gave me. He looked at me and asked if i smoked, i said no, i dropped the cig on the floor and stepped on it. ( on social occasions, ill have a cig if ive been drinking) anyways, i was a little too drunk to drive home so we get back to his house at like 2am, i go into the bathroom and puke in the sink, then i guess i ripped the bathroom towel rack off the wall. lmao. I was probably rying to stand up for dear life. His mother comes in and helps me .lmao.. then i guess she tries to put me in the same bed with him ( our first sleep over woo) and tells him to move over. he said no cause that was his spot! Jerk! lol. anyways i wake up in the morning and hes getting ready for work. just leaves aha.. i was sooo embarassed!!!

On our first date, we went to a museum, and there were missles on display. So I said "oh look at those measles"! LOL

Ok, so english is not my first language, but still I know better than that. heheh And to this day my fiance likes to tell people of my funny english pronounciations, and that being one of them.

After about a month I was staying with him and suddenly got my period during the night...I was on the depo had been for 3 years but it still happened. I didnt realise and when we got up the white sheets had blood all over them and so did my clothes and me. I had no other clothes there and was mortified since he had a flatmate. I had no pads tampons or anything either. He was so sweet he went to the shops while I showered brought me pads and tampons came back went and washed the sheets then gave me some shorts and a shirt of his to wear and comforted me while I cried uncontrollably from embarrassment. He was amazing.

FH and I met online and we would fly back and forth to visit each other since we lived out of state from each other. Well the 1st time we met in person, my dad went with me to go get him from the airport and then we stopped at a diner nearby to grab lunch. Well I choked on a french fry during lunch and then later that day FH tripped over a curb and went flying, arms and legs flying.

A night later at dinner, FH was trying to impress me by teaching me about sushi and he kept dropping his sushi into soy sauce and slopping it all over his white shirt. Later that night I thought I'd impress him that I'm sort of Susie Homemaker so I used a Tide Stick on his shirt to get the stains out. Well I had rested the white shirt on my knees while I sat and worked. When I was done I lifted the shirt up and it had blue stains all over it from the jeans I was wearing.

Then when I flew to NH to visit him, he was so embarrased over his clunker. It was so broken down he had to turn (continued..)

After dating for a few weeks, one of his friends came in from out of town and was staying at his place. So me, FH, and his 2 friends go to a bar. Well this bar we chose happened to be closing down so they were basically giving away all of their alcohol! So me keeping pace with 3 guys on cheap drinks... clearly not a good idea! I end up throwing up in a bucket at the bar (thanks to our bartender for providing the bucket) but then we ask the cab driver to go through a drive through. When we get home I throw up most of the night, mainly down his sheets and the sides of his bed! Him and his friends still give me crap for that!

It off and on my lifting the hood to fiddle with something mechanical. I don't know cars so I'm still at a loss as to what he did...lol!

He was so embarrased and sure I'd fly right home after sitting in his clunker.

It's the stuff like that we look back on and remember fondly even though it was goofy at the time.

Calling him "John" my ex-husbands name on our honeymoon. My mum and dad were there, and since I was married to John for so long (since I was 19), something about having a husband and my parents being there made me slip up and call him John. lol

Lool..funny stories...I'll come back later and post mine, when I have more time.

@Ditmara, that is soooo much like my embarrassing moment. FS and I were trying out a particular position for the first time and we weren't lining up quite right. I jerked my head backwards and accidentally rammed his nose with the back of my head. His nose was sore and bruised for probably two weeks and to this day FS jokes that I broke his nose, when I didn't lol.

When we first started dating, I was staying over at his place a lot. I'm really self-conscious when I first get into a relationship, so I always got up before him and put on make-up, fix by hair, etc, before going back to bed for some personal time before he left for work and I left for school. One morning, I was in the bathroom and noticed a couple of unsightly upper lip hairs. I didn't have any tweezers with me, but I did have a disposable razor for shaving my legs at his house. I proceeded to shave off these two little (and probably very unnoticable to anyone but me) hairs. Of course, I sliced my lip open and started bleeding everywhere. I panicked trying to get the bleeding to stop so that he wouldn't wonder why I had been in the bathroom so long (as I said, VERY self-conscious). I finally came out, my lip stinging like crazy, and tried to act like nothing was wrong. He went to kiss me and I shied away, that's when he noticed my cut lip. I had to tell him everything.

@MDLS: Oh wow! We had the same story! hahaha

@pumpkin, lmao!! Glad I'm not the only one!! ha ha!

@Aussie Bride-he is so sweet!! He made you feel okay

Ok...so Fh still won't let me live this down..

One day while Fh was at work his mom had called me and told me his grandma was in the hospital, and I told her I'd be sure to let him know.

Well Fh gets home later and he decided he wanted to have sex....so there we are just doing our thing and I'm not really sure why but all of a sudden I go" Oh, I forgot to tell you, your mom called and your grandma is in the hospital." Yea....needless to say Fh wasn't in the mood after that. I still have NO idea why I felt the need to tell him right then lol

Wow, these are hilarious! It's funny, Fs and I are so close now that I like to poo when he's in the shower just so I can chat with him. Butwhen we first started dating, I wanted him to think I had no natural body functions, haha. So one day, early in our relationship, we were getting uh, let's say, romantic, and I accidentally farted. I literally froze with embarrassment and my face turned blood red. FS just smiled and I felt him tense up and then he let out the loudest fart, then looked at me and said "we're twins!" So he made himself fart just to make me feel better. I knew right then I would have to marry him, heeheee.

These stories are great! Good idea for a thread!!!

IT was me and my FH second date so we went to Dave and Busters for dinner and then play some games. So I was playing this motorcycle game on a platform and when I was getting down I tripped. Not only did I not fall graceful but it was like I skidded across the floor in front of a load of people. He was choking back a laugh but was so sweet about it. I feel like the biggest a** ever and was so embarrassed. To top it off they sent their security to see if I was ok which made things even worse cause people were looking at me more.