Most embarrassing moment while dating your now FH...

Even if now we have a very tight relationship, it makes me feel so embarrassed of that. Now I do remember that that happened because we went to an organic restaurant and the food had an effect on me. LOL so that was my embarrassing moment (thanks to my baby for reminding me of it a yr later, after I thought he never noticed it lol).

Before FH and I started dating, we were out with some friends at a country bar. I had been hardcore flirting- and I mean hardcore! Well, while my girls and I were dancing to a fast song- I decided to show off and drop it like it's hot! I'm not a bad dancer by any means, and that's not a problem at all...

Well, I was wearing old jeans and they ripped along the seam from the top of my booty to halfway down my thigh! Yeah- half the bar got a nice view of my thong! I grabbed my friend who was driving, who happened to have a jacket. Covered myself up and bolted home! I didn't think many of my friends had seen, but a few months ago FH and I were talking about embarrassing moments- and apparently he remembered that night VIVIDLY!

OMGOODNESS! hahahahaha wow that's very very embarrassing!

It was mortifying, but he's been staring at my ass ever since- so it was worth it!

Lol the first farting experience in front of my now FH was by accident.....as our legs were entwined on the couch....he made me laugh and I accidentally farted this huge fart right on his leg! He almost died laughing and told me he felt the "shock" of it right on his leg! My nickname ever since has been "Toots".

Twas the first time i farted in front of him..... i had just come out of heart surgury and was really groggy from the anasthesia laying in the recovery room... i farted myself awake... it was really loud. it was the first time he had ever met my parents and he was trying not to laugh in front on my mom who was biting her tongue not to laugh too!

Btw... i will know im too old when farts are not funny any more... at which point i hope to die in my sleep from lack of a sense of humor.. FARTS ARE FUNNY AND ALWAYS WILL BE! they sound and smell funny hahahah fart fart fart..... sorry had to get my immaturity in there too lol

My guy and I still never fart around each other, that's a big no-no It's just one of those things. If you don't do it at the beginning, it usually doesn't happen. Kinda like discussing periods.

The only embarrassing thing I can really think of is when my guy and I started dating, we would hang out in my room with the bedroom closed. I was allergic to his laundry detergent and my face would get red and itchy when I laid on his shirt (snuggling while watching tv). My family used to think we were getting all hot and heavy in my bedroom, but I swear it was just skin irritation. He switched detergent and the problem was solved. One time in particular, we were called downstairs because my brother and his wife at the time was announcing they were pregnant. My entire family gave us weird looks because of my skin and wouldn't stop teasing us. I was more embarrassed for my guy than myself. We had only been dating a few weeks.

Stephanie..that's hilarious!! Not that you tooted in the car but that your FS was so kind enough not to say anything and he still went on a second date with you! He loves your stinky butt! ehehe

Okay..my emberassing story is of when my FS and I first had sex. We were..ahem..switching positions..(tryin' not to get graphic)..and somehow I kicked him in the face and the next day he woke up with a nice shiner on his left eye. It was emberassing at the time it happened..but then we laughed about it when I saw his black eye.

LOL, Vanessa. My brother, who is 30, still thinks farts are hilarious. His two boys have picked up on this and they love to pass gas in the car to try and "kill" each other with it.

Ditmara- that is hilarious! I'd bring an ice pack for the wedding night- just for fun! Get the hotel room to set up champagne, strawberries and ziploc baggies!

@Meghan...lol..what a great idea!

When I "met" NotFroofy online, she lived in the UK. I live in the US, so it wasn't like we could just meet for coffee or something. However, after a few months of talking online and on the phone, she came to visit. The morning after she arrived, I took her to brunch with my son (who has Asperger's) and my former mother-in-law (who at the time had moderate Alzheimer's). NotFroofy and my son got into a discussion of foods NotFroofy should try while she was in the US. In the middle of that, my son asked her, "Have you ever had crabs?" He thought he was asking about her taste in seafood, while she thought he was asking awfully personal questions for a first meeting. ;-)

I have had a ton of those moments with FH after 11 yrs. I've laughed so hard I pist my self. I was sick and blew my nose and I guess cause my head was so stopped up and my eyes for watery I wiped snot up my face and he giggled. I gave birth to 3 children in front of him and I don't know if it gets more personal then that sweating yelling screaming and crying (wow) There hasn't been a year thats gone by that I haven't done something stupid and we laugh about it. But don't feel bad Stephanie because I am sure FH has done stuff that you were like OMG. Farting is natural we are human. Now sometimes when ladies give birth the doctor says during the pushing part you may have a bowel movement when your having the baby hasn't happen to me personally but I bet the men are like woah lol

You guys are hilarious!

@2nd bride: hahahaha you're son is too cute

@Ditmara: lol you are dangerous! lol

@dks64 I had something similar happened to me with my ex bf. LOL totally understand lol

@Hilary: HAHAHA omg the couch thing also happened to me and worst of all, my bf made a joke of it and put it on facebook. My farty butt lol

@vanessa....LOL the hospital thing too funny

@Jessica: yes very true. Now we fart and are extremely open with each other so it's not a prob. 3 kids?! Geez you look so young!

VERY early in our relationship (before we had our first date) we were still in our highly flirty phase. One night I was at his apartment and we were watching a movie in his room. We got into a tickling-fest and I was so tickled that he was ticklish that in the midst of laughter I farted and when he laughed at me farting he ended up farting too. We laughed for hours because it was so hilarious!!!

When we were dating I stayed the night out his house and it was "that time". Well I woke up and it was all over the bed...I didnt say anything hoping I could beat him home and wash the sheets. Well he found it, and text me and said...I put the sheets in the washer...like it was no big deal...OMG it was to me! I wanted to die!

*BUMP*i love this post

Believe it or not... I honestly can't think of a time when I've been embarassed about something with FS. I don't have a clue about the first time I farted in front of him. We do all things with the bathroom door open, so there's not much room for embarassment lol.