I'm baaaaacccckkk!!!!!!!!!!!

Wowza you are all so mean!!!! And to think this was like the FIRST thing I did after coming back from my honeymoon. I thought you would all be all happy to see me and stuff. Now I'm all sad and stuff.

@opsie It was awesome! she met her fh in second grade at snack time and knew then that he would marry her. They got engaged on Christmas and was going to be married on valentines day. Apparently they pushed if up a day.

Oh holy crap, the world, is like totally coming to an end, and then, like women , like so wonder why we're sterotyped as, like these total non-smart people.

Oouuchh kshively- lets not be mad at Paris-at least she is real-well parts of her...i think.

ROFL MY ARSE OFF!

I am real!!!!

LMAO! Thanks for the laugh.

I think paris hiltion needs to be the only contestant on survior, and we should all vote her off to another more deserted island..forever.

LOL That's ok, I prefer my boobs at least mostly covered.

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Awwww are we too REALZ for you? I'm sure the bimbo's on the Knot are comforting you as we speak. Bye bye troll! Muah!

And yes, we pushed our wedding up a day. Getting married on Valentine's Day is so cliche'

YES THANK YOU! That is THE BEST LAUGHS I had in FOREVER! lordy I better go use the restroom before something else funny pops up and I cna't contian it!

Well Paris has a job and doesn't rely completely on daddy... so maybe she (Paris) is just like one of us. hehe yea right.

Cassidy-do us a favor and show us a pic of you on ur wedding day with your dh..surely someone took a photo of you and has it uploaded-if not the paparizzi..

@ teresea- maybe we should be checking TMZ? No?

Please prove us wrong Cassidy .... post a picture of you on your wedding day like Teresa said.

I'm all scared and stuff now to post any pictures. You are all being so mean and stuff when I was only being nice and stuff. Fine, I will leave, I'm sorry you all didn't like me. Bye-bye!

Wow!!!! Why would someone with so much money need WW. Seriously, wouldn't they be able to afford a coordinator for each plan they had to make (napkin coord., dress coord., shoe coord., wipe my @$$ coord., etc)?!? Maybe I'm just a poor cheap bride, but money doesn't buy you love or happiness. Also, all the rich people I know are pretty modest about being rich...they don't brag.

I forgot about TMZ..I love that show, even though they bash perfectly nice and normal celebs with real bodies..there are funny points!

LOL peace out trollie.

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Sorry ladies, I shouldn't have called her out so soon. It ruined the fun for them.

Yep, that's right. You couldn't put up so it's time you shut up! But that doesn't mean we can't guess what you did on your honeymoon! I say her daddy let her buy the Eiffel Tower!