How did every stray pube in the house end up stuck to my wedding gown?

I dunno if you're real or not but this post wins today.

Alright, you caught my attention.

Is this for real?? Question - did you have your dress in a garment bag? Because now I am worried, haha.

Something tells me I am going to open up WW later tonight again and this thread will have like 9 pgs of comments hahahaha. And yea, don't you keep it in a bag?

Oh gosh this is gross lol

Real, unfortunately! And I do keep it in a garment bag (and in the guest bedroom away from cats and dust and debris in general), but obviously it was out of the bag when I was trying it on again. Dry winter air and chiffon are apparently the worst combination for static electricity!

Am I the only one wondering how pubes became stuck on the dress?

From my understanding she had the dress on her, as in wearing it as she walked back and forth to the bathroom. I'm assuming there's a train or something that was dragging on the floor.

She said she sat on a bed. I'm guessing they were on the bed lol

Mental note... No trying on my dress in my puppy infested home. Got it! Thanks.

Apparently there were that many of them just floating around on the carpet and the bed?? I am kind of astonished myself.

Wow this really made me laugh...so sorry, good luck??

Pubic Hair tumble weeds errwurr

Must be the weekend.....

TBH I would take a (clean) vacuum hose to it or something like that, something in the shape of those steamer machines, the long rectangle sucky thing and run it down the dress and put it immediately back in the garment bag!

I recommend some quick profession cleaning- on your dress and your bikini line.

I'm just gonna ask.....where was the free flying pubic hair that got stuck to your dress? Do you trim while sitting on your bed, and you put your dress on it?

I feel really bad that there's hair all over your dress! That sucks, but I could not help but bust up laughing at the last couple of sentences in this post!! Thanks for the good laugh, but I truly hope the hair situation can be fixed easily!!

Hilarious!!!

Thank you I needed that laugh

I don't think I've gotten public hair caught on any of my clothes. How this happened kind of astounds me.