Passport question

I'll just pair it with this:

AMERIKUH! F*CKYEA!

Um, coffee and cocaine, how wired do you want to be?

I'm committed to being a patriot!

BRING ME BACK SOUVINERS! DAMMIT!

I got one of those murals for the back window of my truck that has an american flag background with a bald eagle with a single tear rolling down his face.

DON'T FORGET TO GET AN FROM AUTOGRAPH WITH BONES & BOOTH!! Better yet a photo and get preggers with his baby!

Please tell me you have a gunrack on said truck.

Extra points for a sticker than has Calvin peeing on something.

It has Calvin pissing on the northern half of the united states.

Be careful shakespeare, I think eagle's eat mearkats. You would be sorely missed round here.

LOl @ Calvin

I'm just going to be 100% honest with you, and I'm not prejudice or anything, but I don't think they'll let you in. I've heard its really hard to get into the District of Columbiana because of all the drugs and such. Animal passports probably wont help.

Oh, plus there's a huge language barrier..

I'm fighting the war against drugs though! I'm actually a very decorated soldier in the battle.

Oh! A real live hero! Now that's two whom I've met! The other is my grandpa, he got attacked by a bear and fought it off with a .22. (seriously)

Hahahaha how do you keep finding these awesome mearkat pics?!?! lol

K, it's cool. I live in CA. I'm fluent in Democrat.

Or do you mean Demo-KAT ahahaha.ha.ah.

Demo-KAT sayyyyy whhhhaaaaaaaaa