NWR: Of course this happens

The suspense. !

...at their side zipper, and it's stuck. Up. I'm at the point of bursting already and I'm like "oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck" because I really have to pee and I can't get the zipper down. And of course I'm talking to myself with the "oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!" and bouncing around in the stall, which of course, makes me have to go so bad. All I could think about was the fact that I was probably going to wet myself because, in spite of my 8+ years of post high school education, I cannot work a zipper.

So....I wriggled the pants off my hips like it was a dress I couldn't get off. And of course I tore the seams around the zipper because....hello....I love doritos. So now I'm back at my desk, finally relieved, but with binder clips holding my zipper shut. Awesome.

Haha! I needed a good laugh and you just made it happen. Sorry that it was at the expense of your zipper though.

LOL oh wow I am sorry about this but it totally made me laugh so thank you for sharing! Is it possible to get them fixed by a seamstress.

Also I empathize with the living dangerously, bladder is either the biggest in the world or I have no sense of the signals one should get because I can drink water all day long and it won't be until 12 hours after I get up that I've gotta go and then it's damn I really gotta go! So many almost bad incidences...

I'm reading this at the airport and can totally relate, so laughing out loud. One time I had a meeting at work with a client, went to the restroom, couldn't hold it, I did wet myself. Had to wait there until someone came in, they went to kohls to get me new pants. Horrible situation

....... hahaha.

Well, guess you can't avoid those new pants.

Hahahaha

All that really matters is that you got to pee. The suspense was worth it! Sorry Janeen!!

The perfect storm. Lol. At least you made it.

Hey, at least you didn't piss yourself.

Bahahahahahahaha

I literally just laughed out loud when I got to the "oh no oh no" part because I do the SAME thing. I always forget and then end up waiting until I'm about to burst ! Luckily I've never had zipper problems.

BAHAHAHAHA you always make me laugh <3

If you are looking for somewhere to buy tall dress pants other than Ann Taylor, I know New York and Co. carries tall dress pants in store.

My FH has a similar story with another coworker. His coworker cannot tolerate spicy food at all, but loves it. They had some spicy korean food at a meeting that involved wearing a full suit. On the drive home, his coworker's stomach started rumbling like those "hope your buttcheeks are strong" types of cramps. He asked my FH to find a bathroom and of course the exit he picked took five miles to find a safeway. When they arrived at the safeway, the coworker had to waddle his way to the bathroom for fear it would all come right out. While he was there, FH texted the coworker and said "hey, there's a big lots over here. just let me know if i have to go buy you pants".

Lol @Janeen you have the best NWR post. too funny

Hahaha - that's so funny and sad all at the same time!!

Baahahahahaha. That was perfect. Sorry I'm laughing at your ziperless slacks but I had to.

To add to what Alyssa said, it could have been worse. Imagine you had to take a big meaty Doritos flavored poop.

I was totally expecting this to end with you peeing your pants...glad THAT didn't happen! Sorry bout the pants though.

I honestly don't think anyone will notice I have binder clips as a zipper. And if they do, I can accuse them of harassing me (I work with mostly men who would be horrified lol).

I guess this is what I get for living dangerously. I feel bad for the lady in the bathroom with me. She probably thought I was being attacked by a toilet monster or something.