broke as a joke and thinking of becoming a stripper

Oh I feel this way constantly. I actually do pole fitness and I have a pole in my house.

At least I have a backup career, right??

I don't know if I could be a stripper, but a girl I know told me she makes thousands being a webcam girl. When I have a few drinks I'm like,yeah I could totally do that, I would make so much money just hanging around my house naked. LOL, but then the next morning I'm like...why would I even think that was a possibility lol.

Hahaha JennaPie. That's hilarious. I, too, think I could do anything when I'm buzzed. LOL...FH thinks I would make great tips as a bartender because of my rack. LOL...sometimes I'm tempted to go to bartending school. ;-)

@Tiffany, I am in the same boat as you, no moves, no body haha. I wonder if we'd get tipped for trying tho haha! Id take even half that $ for a night!

Maybe sell plasma? Not sure how much money can be made that way since I've haven't done it (yet).

@Katie Maybe they would feel sorry. Let's do the math, say if you(anyone) worked there for 30 days (one month seven days a week), that's 30 grand. 30 grand would pay for the wedding (16grand) and then a nice honeymoon and a down payment on a house. Only one month out of your life. It sounds tempting (if I had the body and moves), but I would be dead(parents) and idk how my FH would like it(probably wouldn't need to pay for a wedding after that lol).

I would love to get a serving job over the weekend but its hard with 3 kids. I cant wait til wedding is over with.

OMG I know what you mean!!! FH lost his job so it put a huge set back on us! Vendors im sure we can all have paid off by due date, , but the venue!! Scares the crap outta me!

3 more months! 3 more months to save!!! Aaaaaahhhhhhh!

Okay done ranting..

Sorry ladies!

I'm in the same boat! This wedding stuff is KILLING us!! I would totally be a stripper if I thought I could get away with it. I need to find out some way to make more money. Actually, I'd just like to smell some money.. or look at it... or just hold it. It's been so long since I've had any.

Money? What's that? Anything and everything I have is going to this friggin wedding! I though about stripping.....amongst other things, lol!

Glad Im not the only one ladies!

@Tiffany, I hadnt thought of it that way, crap, thats a lot of money!!

I'm so glad you posted this !!! lol. Please know that you ARE NOT ALONE. lol

I feel the same way! My last paycheck had to cover my car, car insurance and cell phone which is actually a huge chunk of money...And I just put up $1,200 to bail my brother out of jail with a bondsman so that money is completely gone. I can't wait to get paid tomorrow!

BTW, my cousin stripped for YEARS and actually misses it! She never pulled in less than $500.00 a night, on good nights it was as high as $2K. Could you imagine?!

Oh, and the club is where she met her EXTREMELY handsome and semi-wealthy husband of now 14 years. And the biotch is STILL gorgeous and probably could go back to her old line of work!

Ugh damn your cousin @Ann V!!