broke as a joke and thinking of becoming a stripper

I AM FEELING YOUR PAIN.

With the wedding so close - I HAVE NO MONEY for anything other than wedding.

I was thinking to my self we are feeling uncomfortable finincially all because one stinkin day!?

But luckly, we will be okay. Hoping the same for you dear

I call it Brocus Pocus...it's like magic how fast the money goes:/ You are soooo not alone!

I've had that thought many times! It's a good thing I have a mommy body and a FH who isn't cool with it. Otherwise I would've been Chasity at the local gentlemans club by now, but I would prob get fired quick, haha

I've heard they make bank working out at Sturgis! If that's your scene or you could handle the bikers I've heard anywhere between 8-13k for one week of work!!! Too bad my FH bombs all my ideas haha

My friend works as a TLC girl at a stripclub--no clothing removal required.

I actually considered it for awhile, lol.. If only I had a teaching contract rather than at-will employment. Darn!

Think I could get away with it if I wore a wig and enough makeup..? lol!

Being broke sucks!

Phew! So glad Im not the only one whose thought this before! My FH would freak though, and I really dont have the body for it, but it sure is tempting lol

And what is Sturgis @Elizabeth??

Oh yes. we're broke like nobody's business. FH works a second job to save for the wedding & down payment. I'm looking for one too.

Motorcycle Bike Rally I can't believe you never heard of it. It's huge around here!! Like Daytona Beach Bike Week if you know of that?

Lol..I was the same way when I was planning this wedding trying to figure out where the money is coming from. I was very blesses to have family and also DHs family too. Without them we would of got married at the courthouse.

Good news, just got a tip from a friend that she knows the manager of a new bar and grill opening in my town, Score! Back to serving here I come... ugh lol

@Michelle, still no clue haha

Haha Thanks Lynzey!!

Oh and reason number 3 why I cant be a stripper, I cant dance lol

We're pretty broke too because we put all of our extra money after bills and everything towards the wedding. We haven't spent a dime on anything we WANT just for us so we agreed that after the wedding we'll both go out and splurge on something since we won't have a wedding to pay for anymore. Can't wait haha

We're broke due to a truck fh bought 2 weeks before we moved, which drained savings before wedding speak, and that we sold for half of what he paid. The only saving grace is a Pell Grant hi school never issued to him that he picks up tomorrow.

I saw this meme on FB that says "Livin La Vida Broka" bahahahahaha...it's perfect right now!

Yah I could definitely use a lottery win right now....only problem is I don't even want to waste the money on a ticket!

Sigh. Weddings will do that to you! It's a juggling act I tell ya!

I feel your pain. I started looking at a flexible part time job. I also started doing mystery shopping not much money but can help with little things... Good Luck!

I don't have the body nor the moves. I know girl that did strip, I went to school with her. She said she made a thousand dollars a night. Seriously, a little over two weeks and I could pay for the whole wedding. Well probably not me because people probably wouldn't tip me, they would be laughing at me falling off the stage. Haha

I don't have the body nor the moves. I know girl that did strip, I went to school with her. She said she made a thousand dollars a night. Seriously, a little over two weeks and I could pay for the whole wedding. Well probably not me because people probably wouldn't tip me, they would be laughing at me falling off the stage. Haha

We're feelin it too! I thought working 2 jobs would bring in the bacon, along with FH's working @ least 30 hrs a week, but were sttill struggling & the wedding isnt even costing all that much. Shit is just expensive. We're cutting cable @ our house soon just to ease things up over the summer =(