Discussions from Jemma in WeddingWire

Worst cracker jokes needed for the wedding please!!

Jemma in Do It Yourself, on December 10, 2013 at 8:03 AM

We're having crackers at our wedding (long story, but there is a reason!) which I will be building over the Christmas break and I need to get together about 100 of the worst cracker jokes anybody can...

Adam, Jul 8, 2025 80 3,467

Happy Easter Meme!

Jemma in Community Conversations, on April 17, 2014 at 3:44 AM

I saw this and couldn't resist. Happy Easter everyone!

Press, Jan 16, 2019 22 291

Questions to ask at final venue meeting

Jemma in Planning, on May 23, 2014 at 5:14 AM

We have our final meeting at the venue tomorrow to finalise numbers, menu choices etc. I have come up with a list of about 15 questions I want to ask them just to make sure I know exactly how...

Katharine, May 31, 2015 7 39,328 1

Absent for a while, but Pro Pics! MORE PICS ADDED :-)

Jemma in Community Conversations, on August 22, 2014 at 4:52 AM

Things have been really hectic (food poisoning, then honeymoon, then bridesmaid at brother's wedding) so I've not been on here, but just wanted to share a couple of favourites from our pro pictures...

JustMarried'14, Aug 22, 2014 34 58

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Hilarious engagement photos

Jemma in Community Conversations, on July 30, 2014 at 4:37 AM

Enjoy!! http://news.distractify.com/fun/the-most-awkward-engagement-photos-of-all-time/?v=1

FutureMrsZottola, Jul 30, 2014 4 19

Delayed BAM with a few non pro pics

Jemma in Etiquette and Advice, on July 22, 2014 at 7:09 AM

So, a bit delayed, but here is a more full BAM! The day was perfect. We were blessed with sunshine, even though the days either side were miserable. This meant we could take advantage of the gorgeous...

Christine, Jul 22, 2014 36 42

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Back And Married!

Jemma in Community Conversations, on July 14, 2014 at 2:11 PM

Only a quick post for now as I'm on my minimoon, on my phone and sadly quite sick! My husband is looking after me well though. The day itself was perfect and couldn't have gone better - including with...

Shannon, Jul 14, 2014 25 40

Oh crap.

Jemma in Etiquette and Advice, on July 9, 2014 at 9:46 AM

So, we visited our venue recently and found major roadworks all around it. No biggie, we just let our guests and vendors know to allow a bit of extra time to get through the roadworks and resulting...

Celia Milton, Jul 9, 2014 15 8

Venue missed the cost of sparkling wine off our bill - another £250 to find

Jemma in Planning, on July 7, 2014 at 10:49 AM

I will be glad when all this is over and I can stop paying out for "hidden" costs. The venue just told me they realised that they missed the cost of the sparkling wine off our bill (I did think it had...

KimS, Jul 7, 2014 5 10

Pains in the neck - literal and figurative

Jemma in Planning, on July 7, 2014 at 3:25 AM

So, I literally have a pain in the neck as it has gone into spasm. I had a massage yesterday and am taking painkillers, so hopefully it goes before Saturday! My parents are the figurative pains....

Jemma, Jul 7, 2014 6 24

This may be a daft question, but… feeding 2 year olds?

Jemma in Etiquette and Advice, on June 27, 2014 at 4:51 AM

Let me start this by saying I don't know much about children - we have none and haven't spent much time around them. We have said generally no children at the wedding other than close relatives and...

Tiffany M. ( Tiffany, Jun 27, 2014 15 24

Purple spots and orange tassels - yes really!

Jemma in Wedding Attire, on June 26, 2014 at 5:19 AM

Ever since I got my dress over a year ago I've been telling FH that it's got purple spots and orange tassels, since neither he nor I wanted him to know what it was like. So… I've just made a purple...

MissLulu, Jun 26, 2014 14 18

Frustrated being at work

Jemma in Community Conversations, on June 25, 2014 at 8:44 AM

I have so much to do with the wedding being just around the corner, but all of it is stuff I need to be at home for. Meanwhile I'm stuck at work bored as it's very quiet (I run a shop, if there are no...

Rach, Jun 25, 2014 18 16

So pissed at my mum - who does this?!

Jemma in Planning, on June 20, 2014 at 7:11 AM

So, with three weeks to go, menu choices in from guests, individual place cards made up with menu choices for each guest, table plan with choices submitted to venue, my mum finds an article about the...

Jemma, Jun 20, 2014 14 25

FH's Suit fiasco - vent

Jemma in Wedding Attire, on June 19, 2014 at 6:00 AM

So we happened to walk past the shop where FH is due to collect his suit on the 10th July - and it's CLOSED! They have shut for refurbishment for 6 weeks and didn't bother to tell him. They said they...

FutureMrsC, Jun 19, 2014 4 21

KWR: Weight loss - before and after

Jemma in Fitness and Health, on June 18, 2014 at 9:42 AM

Here is a picture of me from a few years ago (I can't find a more recent picture from the end of last year but I was about the same size) and one from last weekend. Having never managed to lose weight...

MrsOJ, Jun 18, 2014 52 77

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I know I'm over thinking this, but… What to wear the morning after?

Jemma in Wedding Attire, on June 13, 2014 at 4:40 AM

The morning after the wedding we'll be having breakfast at the hotel with anyone else who stayed. The last couple of weddings I've been to the bride has looked lovely the following morning at...

Michael Glenn, Jun 13, 2014 37 26

Feel let down by a friend - vent

Jemma in Planning, on June 9, 2014 at 7:41 AM

I really need to have a little bit of a gripe about this, and I'm sure you ladies will understand… I have a friend I've known for 10 years. She was given a save the date over a year ago and was saying...

WalkerGirl, Jun 9, 2014 10 18

Guest just gave me a heart attack!

Jemma in Planning, on June 5, 2014 at 9:10 AM

My friend who is doing a reading for us at the wedding wasn't showing up as booked into the rooms at the venue, and I mentioned it to her since she told me she'd booked ages ago. She just phoned them...