If you choose to have me officiate at your commitment ceremony, then when Prop 8 is overturned in California, I'll remarry you for free under the wisteria arbor in my Oakland, California garden and gleefully sign your marriage license!

If you want to be married in a lovely garden under a wisteria arbor…... If you want a beautifully simple ceremony… If you want to be married inexpensively…. If you want to be able to have a few guests…. If you want your dog or parrot to be there….. If you don’t want to be married in a government office…. I will marry you under a lovely wisteria arbor in my garden in Oakland, California in 30 minutes for $100. You can bring up to 6 guests and your dog. If you want a few embellishments to this format, such as more guests or to be able to serve food, we can discuss these additional costs.