Is there like an anti-wedding somewhere I could see lol? Even the non-traditional weddings seem to blur together into this one generic lump of white, cake, and flowers. Starting to think this whole wedding thing just isn't for me. Slow music intros with shots of dripping water, or standing water, or flowers with soft spoken words, flashes of hair and makeup. All for Your Special Day™
It's driving me nuts that it seems like more spectacle than heartfelt emotions. Don't get me wrong I still want the ceremony and some of the traditions but Mary and Joseph, everything seems to be exactly the same. Change a color scheme here and there, maybe a desert room instead of a candy bar. And maybe I feel this way because it's my second wedding but I'm about to just slap a few pony rides onto this horse and cart show and call it a day. Is it normal to see this through jaded eyes or should I call my therapist?