Stripper Wounds... Why???

Ummmmmmm WHAT.

WHAT?! I have never heard of this before. Where on his body are these scratches? Get him a tetanus shot PRONTO! Maybe a Hepatitis one too...

Wow. I have no idea about that! My FH doesn't do strip clubs or anything like that, so I feel lucky there.

seriously, I have dated guys in the past and they went to plenty of bachelor parties, and never did any of them come home with wounds....spanked with a belt, yes. but never scratches.

As a guy, I can tell you, yeah his stupid crap is real... I can also tell you this crap is dumb.

There is always one guy in the group pushing to go to the strip club, stay at the strip club, hire the stripper, or get the groom to do something with the stripper...

In all the bachelor parties I've been to... I've learned one thing.., most guys are bored by it, and the groom is always too worried about what his FW would say, and it's this one jackass who hasn't realized the 80s are over pushing crap like this,

Hmm, I'm a little surprised that nobody has heard of this. It's a pretty standard bach party thing here. Maybe it's regional? I've heard of spanked with a belt too, and I know this is a club that several guys we know have done bach parties at, so maybe their strippers are just a bit more aggressive than most... I still don't get it though... Just don't understand what part of that is supposed to be fun, lol! Just saw Pezzy's comment, and I do know that he's not worried about what I'll say. We both made it perfectly clear that we were ok with strippers before either of us had the party, I certainly watched some male strippers at mine, and I'm pretty well versed in how these parties tend to go down. We're among the last of our little group to get married. I can certainly see being bored by it, but I just can't see it being enjoyable.

100% what Pezzy said.

Ummmmmmm WHAT!!?? I'm not here to judge...to each it's own...but.....wow

Uh...a naked woman rubbing all over you is enjoyable. I'm sure at the moment they aren't thinking about getting scratched.

They just want Boobs all over their face.

Oh and to answer the why... Cuz men are pigs...

Maybe she is twerking and needs something to hold onto? That could put a couple dents into a man!

Lol, D. That's probably the closest thing to a reason that makes sense in my mind! I suppose the alcohol doesn't hurt either!

Mc4dj13, I about fell off my chair when I read that! Laughing sooo hard!

I have never heard of this, but if my FH came home with "stripper wounds" i'm not sure how many times i would make him shower before he was allowed to touch me again. probably about 20 times a day until the wedding.

I hope you come back and tell us what he says and HOW he got them. My money is on twerking.

I will update with an official stripper explanation post!

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Just talked to fh and he explained to me, at least in our area the strip clubs do something called the hot seat. Where your buddies pay for you basically to be beaten by a couple of strippers. Why I have no idea. He said they did it to a buddy on his birthday, when they were around 18.

Just hoping it wasn't like this guy:

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57526361/mans-lawsuit-claims-stripper-ruptured-his-bladder/

And some people get off on being scratched and/or spanked. If you're not one of them, it's unlikely any explanation will make you understand.

Good Grief!! Nobody is reporting any serious injury on their trip, thank goodness!! And if my guy gets off on being scratched, he's kept it under wraps, lol!!

To each its own, but I would be looking to see where those marks are back or front and the angle of the scratch marks....lol sorry I live for Law and Order and Castle....lol