I am getting married in August and am going a little nuts. My father, sister, and my mother are taking over my wedding, each in their own way.
My mother will just make comments like 'Do what you want but when it goes wrong you know I'll tell you I told you so.' My sister is just plain rude. She actually wanted to shop for a wedding dress to wear to my wedding, citing that it would look cohesive in the pictures! Then she goes and insults any idea I have or thing I have made. My teardrop shaped brooch bouquet? She said it looks like a creature and paraded around the house making elephant noises for a good twenty minutes.
Dad is the worst. When he heard that I was silver leafing mason jars to fill with flowers he said "You know I invited people to this wedding. How am I supposed to handle it if they don't like the decorations?" He also canceled my rehearsal dinner, changed that plan, and sends me emails every week titled 'Unmitigated Disaster' with suggestions for improvement.
