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Love Quotes

Sarah L., on July 10, 2011 at 6:11 AM Posted in Community Conversations 0 5

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Just for fun does anyone have a good or funny love quote that they would like to share? I found a good one and a funny one.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. - Joyce Brothers

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Latest activity by Wicked Lizzie, on July 10, 2011 at 8:36 PM

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Mandy · on July 10, 2011 at 6:26 AM
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“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”
-Rodney Dangerfield

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

Hahaha!
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J&R · on July 10, 2011 at 6:27 AM
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I love that this comes from the author of the uber-dramatic/romantic/bells-are-ringing "Love Story":

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. ~Erich Segal (author of Love Story)

Also love Rita Rudner:

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Rita Rudner

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
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Desiree · on July 10, 2011 at 7:36 AM
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I have "Laugh as much as you breath, love as long as you live" tattooed on my back lol
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MRS. FRANCO · on July 10, 2011 at 8:33 PM
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"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly."
- Rose Franken
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Wicked Lizzie · on July 10, 2011 at 8:36 PM
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"A spouse is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you forget the words"
"Love is having someone who understands your past, believes in your future and accepts you today just the way you are"
"When I hand you my love, I hand you my life-my awakening moments and all of my dreams."

a few of my favorite i have a ton but i would really say any are funny
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