
Some things we've seen we like-
Dearly Beloved and Accursed
Speak loud for now or shut up forever
"I'd ask for objections here, but they don't really care"
Reading him his miranda rights before his vows (as prosecutor)
Some things we don't care for-
Corpse bride wedding vows (it's been done, not looking for that!)
It's been 10 years, about time groom!
Anything religious (we are both atheist)