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Nonna T
Master April 2014

Butthole cupcakes *updated with photo page two* barf alert

Nonna T, on March 2, 2017 at 11:30 AM Posted in Etiquette and Advice 0 145

My boss is hosting a shower for her fsil and her mil (the bride's fmil) is insisting on making the dessert--as in NO CAKE.

The mil is making what can only be described as butthole cupcakes (yellow cupcakes, no frosting, with chocolate pudding smooshed in from the top.

We were dying when she told us that her husband, the groom's brother called the groom and said "Hey guess what mom is making for your shower: butthole cupcakes!"

I am waiting for a text with a photo and will post it asap Smiley smile

145 Comments

Latest activity by Nonna T, on March 6, 2017 at 7:40 AM
  • SleepytheDwarf
    Master June 2017
    SleepytheDwarf ·
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    Hahaha gross

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  • Cara
    Super November 2017
    Cara ·
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    Omg

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  • Susan
    Super December 2017
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    Bahaha!

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  • Nonna T
    Master April 2014
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    I mean, it's funny for us but not for the bride and groom imo.

    I suggested she get a cake from Costco so at least she has that but the boss says her mil would be offended.

    So I told her to get her husband to do it and take the blame, especially since he gave the cupcakes the name!

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  • mrsmack
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    I just burst out laughing at my desk - that sounds gross lmao

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  • french horse
    Master October 2017
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    @Nonna- for a hot second, I honestly thought someone had hacked your account and posted this, judging by the title alone.

    I'm now invested into seeing what these cupcakes look like!

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  • The Trap Selena
    Master March 2016
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    The cupcakes are probably really good but that name just kills it.

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  • Erin Wood
    Master July 2017
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    They probably taste good at least. It's just a shower. Who cares what the dessert looks like?

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  • JoRocka
    Master September 2016
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    I'm going to DEFINTEILY need pictures.

    But the pazkis's? paczkis? look like breasts/nipples- so I can definitely see a smooshed chocolate cake with no frosting on top looking like a butt hole.

    Who the fuck makes cupcakes with no frosting though? what sort of heathen is this?

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  • Courtney
    Expert September 2017
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    Maybe suggest they cut a small hole in the cupcakes, fill each hole with the chocolate pudding, then pipe a swirl on top? It'll still have the elements they want to make but will look way better. That's how I make filled cupcakes Smiley smile

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  • Nonna T
    Master April 2014
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    EW, I mentioned cake because I am guessing the bride and even the groom would love a photo with a beautiful cake, even if only for fb purposes.

    Also, her mil is notoriously famous for not bringing enough food so the cake would at least calm some hunger pangs (it's brunch). I suggested, too, that she get a few dozen bagels and say the kids wanted them.

    And to never again host an event at your home where someone else gets to ride roughshod!

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  • AD2AP
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    Omg!!! that's horrible lol

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  • Polly
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    Polly ·
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    I'm also team who cares but anecdotally this reminded me of the time I made vagina cookies when I was in college/participating in The Vagina Monologues and those were a hybrid of beautiful/ridiculous/delicious.

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  • Caitlin
    Master July 2017
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    Oh please post a picture of these!

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  • AnnieL
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    Following... because I need pics of this lol

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  • Kristen
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    That sounds so dirty. Lol

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  • M
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    Miss S. ·
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    All I could think of were the CakeWrecks cupcakes.... of actual buttholes! Gross, possibly. Funny, hell yes!


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  • basicallybex
    Devoted October 2017
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    Following for the pics, I definitely didn't know what to expect when i read the title. Good one!

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  • Angela
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    Bahahahaha

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  • Nonna T
    Master April 2014
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