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Please oh please tell me the most innapropriate, hilarious, naughty, mean or just out right funny jokes? Please!? I'm known for passing out gold stars to those who amuse me...
Here they are! We've been married a week and it's GREAT!!!
If it could go wrong, it did. -Grandma admitted into the hospital. She begs me to forgive her for "ruining" our big day (as if... I was so worried about her but she didn't ruin anything) -Reception...
Just had dinner with my family and MOH. As I was sitting at the table it hit me! There are 2 days until all of my planning either stands or falls. 2 days until I go from being a Ms. to being a Mrs....
I'm dying ladies and gentlemen. Dying. We get home from wal-mart and mcdonalds and I'm so excited to try this "mess free" wax I found that I scarf my food, and get comfy on my couch. I put some nice...
This is it! Today we are picking up our license and then we are done shopping. I really wanted to come up with clever little gifts for my bridal party (they have gifts but I like gag gifts too) but...
You know that person who loves, protects and guides you? That one person that you could just never accept death from because the idea of living without them is unfathomable? That is my Great Grandma....
TMI but I'm freaking out a little. First let me say that there is absolutely zero chance that I am pregnant. Second, I was due to start on the 26 and I still haven't started. I'm not tired, crampy...
Nuff said. Its freezing and I want them to go to bed and rest so they don't catch what everybody else is getting but the won't go to sleep. I've got nightlights, wsarm jammies, soft music, hugs,...
I dropped my dress off two weeks ago with my petticoat and veil to be steamed. They couldn't clean it or anything because I had it altered without their consent. Whatever. So yesterday, my dad goes to...
Alright, so I'm a gossip and I'm selfish but I have got to say something and I can't say anything to my sister so here it goes! A little back story: 6 years ago my sister and her husband took in a...
Okay, so I know this sounds weird, but I do better when I know that folks are getting married before me. So tell me, when are you getting married and what do you have left to do?
I don't have enough space for chairs at my ceremony venue! Is it tacky that people will have to stand? Should have measured a long time ago!
Alright, I am seriously devastated by the loss of my shoes! (LOL) I've posted them on Craigslist, I've got them on my facebook for sale and I've been asking around. I am crushed that they don't fit...
I can't spell, so if I spelled revelations wrong, preted like it's right because damnit- I sound intellegent! So my Uncle's CD came in the mail today. It was HORRIBLE! There were cuss words and...
I can't spell, so if I spelled revelations wrong, preted like it's right because damnit- I sound intellegent! So my Uncle's CD came in the mail today. It was HORRIBLE! There were cuss words and...
AND NOT TRY AND FIX ME! This wedding thing has my kids behaving like hooligans. I have an entire house to clean and organize before the world gets here. I KNOW I'm forgetting something for this damned...
Just curious what kind of lipstick you all used/are using for the big day? With all sorts of new allergies going on lately, the last thing I want is to have swollen and hurty lips on my big day so I...
I need it and I can't find it!
Just thought I'd let you all know just how stressed out I get EVERYTIME I think about this shindig. But on the upside, things are coming together and the big kinks that are so obvious right now are...
