Jammer

why hello there. this is not a fancy tale nor is it one to dazzle, neither is it a romantic fantasy, yet some would argue otherwise to this fact. :) I think its best to start at the very beginning. So there i was on pit road at the cocoa cola 600 nascar race, just minding my own business and walking around as if i was lost. When suddenly i saw her!, the five foot 2 inch tall woman who was full of spark (and that in time unknownst to us) would become my futture wife. I dont know if it was the fact that she had a gorgeous smile, a pretty face, or that the lager than usual garbage container next to her was nearly as tall as she was...(we'll go with that for story sake) ;). i just felt so compelled to speak to this tiny woman. So i thought to myself, be cool, be smooth, think like a pro. And yet what is the first thing that comes out of my amazingly suave and savy mouth..."whats up?..I bet i can throw you in that garbage can and you would fit" (i know, reaaaal smooth right). Yet to some extent of which i cannot comprehend why, but she smiled at me and laughed, i was smitten. And knowing me I thought (well if that went well, then lets see what else i can get away with). So as we stood there among the pit crews and engine exhaust we talked and got to know one another then out of some random fit, or perhaps because of the scorching heat i asked if she would pour a little water from my waterbottle down my back, needless to say she dumped the ENTIRE bottle over my head. it felt good but it was a bit of a shock at first, but i didnt seem to mind too much and neither did she. She started to walk towards the stands to meet with her family that she had came with. So naturally as a man enticed by this beautiful woman, ( and with no other person i knew there and no place to go) i followed her. As surprised as i was that she didnt seem to mind a complete stranger following her i was pleased at this for the fact that A. i thought she was gorgeous and that she seemed to be entertained by my awesomeness and B. i hardly knew anyone else there and was as lost as could be by myself. So there we were sitting in the stands when her mum offers me a sandwhich. And im thinkin this whole time "I dont even know this girl and she is feeding me!. After the race was over we parted ways and the rest is history :) <3