What is your strangest/funniest wedding invite response?

One of my friends is a smart ass and we had a line on our invites that we totally stole from Pinterest that said "I promise to dance if you play......" and our friend is an idiot and wrote "my jibbly bits" which made us die laughing.

After our RSVP time I will always make a funny joke on the RSVP and send it back ASAP.

Omg you guys!!! I'm sitting at the hospital with a sick friend trying not to crack up!!!

Lol, these were Great!

I wish I had good ones

We also had "I promise to dance if you play...." like MrsBdeG and we've had a few odd ones.

My Aunt - "Uncle doesn't dance"

My very pregnant best friend -"It will be more like an awkward shuffle than a dance"

FHs friend - "Music"

My FIL - "Of course I will dance"

FSIL - "To be confirmed"

Mine was from my mom she wrote- " only if you return my key" lol I still have the keys to my mom house lol

Lmao @julie p, my FH and I have this Brazilian steakhouse near us that we love, and every time we go we call it getting the meat sweats.

It was so fun seeing the things people wrote! My friend put "semen" in the blank for allergies, that was the funniest

I always joke with my little brother (21) because he is super into fitness and lifting so he wrote under dietary needs:

"I need 1 lb of meat for every 50 lbs of muscle for gainz, free range grass fed please."

He also crossed off "can't wait" and made it say "I'll be there."

We had a friend RSVP with her dog as her plus one. And several other friends cross off, "joyfully accepts" to write in their own, sometimes vulgar, though always enthusiastic, responses.

My cousin wrote on the bottom that it's her weekend to work and can't come. She doesn't work.

Hahaha where noted it was a 22 and up adult only wedding one of the aunt's circled it and wrote "what? Heck yes dream wedding!"

I had " im sorry I cant make it due to work" and i have clue who its from. I received blank ones with no names.

And my friend drew a penis :-P

FSIL accepted for herself and not her husband, just her playing around, we know he is coming. One of my bridesmaids drawing an alien and saying she'll probably have two people (still waiting on the guy she is seeing). These were a lot funnier in person