I came in to work, surprisingly energetic. One could say....too energetic. I was bouncing my keys in my hand, they bounced out, I tried to ninja catch them mid air (I swear, normally I can do this). Instead, I successfully punched them right over the crack where the doors are just as the doors opened. Naturally I said, "oh no oh no oh no", reached for the keys, and bumped them and down they went into the elevator shaft.
I wonder if this means I'm stuck here forever.
