So I have an old... friendish person on FB who was engaged 4 months ago to the guy who's been chasing her for years. Anyway, bride was married to "Tom" for 5 years and kept giving "Bob" the cold shoulder. Until he won the lotto. Seriously. He won the lotto. No one could believe it. Anyway, sure as shit, Bride leaves "Tom" and goes right to "Bob". They get engaged the day the divorce goes through and 4 months later there's mud wrestling at the wedding. Yup. There's 1 picture of the bride without a cigarette or beer in her hand and she changed into uncomfortably short overalls with a white tank top underneath. Did I happen to mention that during those 4 months, there were constant PUBLIC FB invites? So many random people going, "Am I invited?" "Can I come?" I know I'm sounding stuck up right now, but I can't believe I know these people..... Mud wrestling.... At a wedding...
