Three girl friends have met up for their weekly meal together and are discussing their relationships.
One of them is engaged, one is a mistress and the other is married.
They decide that to try and surprise their men that night all three will dress up in a leather S&M style bodice, red stilettos and a mask.
The next week they meet up again and compare their experiences.
The engaged girl says, ?The other night, when my fiance came home, he found me in the leather bodice, the high red stilettos and mask covering my eyes. As soon as he saw me he grabbed me saying ?I love you? and carried me upstairs where we made love all night.?
The mistress says, ?I went up to my lover?s hotel room where he was waiting for me and knocked on the door. I was wearing the leather bodice, the red stilettos, and the mask, with my fur coat on top. When I entered the room and dropped my coat to the floor, he said ?Wow? and we made love all night.
The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mother?s for the night. I got myself ready - leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, grabbed a beer, slapped me on the a**, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
