I always thought people were dramatic about how crazy people get about weddings. I thought my peeps were normal enough. We are 8 days out. 8. In the last two days I've gotten:
--A couple that declined (after the deadline that I had to chase down for even that)...caught us in the store. Now "I do have a Friday off coming up...if it happens to be that Friday, are we still invited?"
--A cousin that has NEVER been in a relationship. Introduced us to her first boyfriend after invites were out but before RSVPs were due. I messaged her privately and invited said boyfriend. She was thrilled. Told me he would be there, sent me the outfit he was wearing, and wrote him in on the RSVP. Now "she doesn't know if he ever asked off work but she'll be there either way." 
--Another cousin, also not in a relationship but found out cousin A was bringing her boyfriend (maybe) "So....can I get a plus one too or is it too late?"
PEOPLE! Seating chart is done....escort cards are done....caterer is paid. LEAVE ME ALONE!!
