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Future Mrs. Cwik
Devoted March 2021

i mean...if only i were a groom.

Future Mrs. Cwik, on March 7, 2020 at 11:43 PM Posted in Planning 0 12

Me:
Watches what I eat

Works out

Exfoliates skin & lips

Practices hair and makeup

Buys $150 shapewear

Buys tape for boobs to sit correctly

Gets expensive alterations

Finds a place to get ready before the wedding

Seriously...what are carbs? Haven’t seen them in a while

Gets nails done a bunch of times to get them right

Shaves body hair because, ya know

Has to have someone help her pee at the wedding

Craves bread but DO NOT TOUCH


Fiancé:

Eats chips

Shaves beard

Shows up & pees alone


Ahhh. To be the groom.


12 Comments

Latest activity by Don, on March 8, 2020 at 10:01 AM
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    VIP October 2021
    Monica ·
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    Haha! 😂. .
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  • L
    Super October 2020
    Leslie ·
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    Thanks for the laugh. So sad it’s true.

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  • M
    Legend June 2019
    Melle ·
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    Aha that is so true. People don’t care for the groom as much as the bride at weddings aha the bride is far more interesting, I would say
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  • Kathryn
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    Kathryn ·
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    This. We went out to dinner with friends last night, and my FH was like "allow me to get a third plate of croutons". After his bread on his sandwich and his chips and a soda. I had half of my sandwich with half off the bread, ignored the chips, and water. How is this fair? Lol.
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  • Future Mrs. Cwik
    Devoted March 2021
    Future Mrs. Cwik ·
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    Lol don’t you just want to smack the food out of his hand and give him a head of lettuce?? 😂😂
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  • Kathryn
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    Kathryn ·
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    God yes. Especially when he pigs out on french fries. I had to avoid carbs anyway for my diabetes, but I'm being even stricter to make sure I can fit into my dress. I sometimes just want to be like "No carbs for you, only lettuce." And I have to go to how many fittings and hope my dress fits? Yeah. I envy Mr. "Pick up the tux two days before".
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  • Future Mrs. Cwik
    Devoted March 2021
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    Hahahaha right! It also doesn’t help that my fiancé is slim and literally eats like he’s never satisfied. I told him that we can’t have kids because if they get his metabolism, we’ll lose our house from going broke over groceries lol!
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  • Kathryn
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    My FH is the same way. He can pack away half a pizza while I have to carefully eat two slices and nor eat the crust. I already told him if I get pregnant that he's going to have to do the eating for me lol. And if we have a son I'm pretty sure they'd both eat us out of house and home! Lol
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  • Liz
    Devoted June 2021
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    Exactly!
    Me: 9:00pm, painting, hot glueing, etc, etc
    Fiancé: 9:00pm, almost done babe? You should sit!
    Gee thanks!😂
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    Devoted March 2021
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    Hahahaha last night I was putting together our favors and my fiancé was just hanging out, eating & Facebooking. I threatened his life 😂😂
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  • Chrysta
    Master November 2022
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    Hilarious and true!!! 😂
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  • Don
    Super February 2021
    Don ·
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    All true, but at least we get to wear our gorgeous dresses for the night!!
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