Me:
Watches what I eat
Works out
Exfoliates skin & lips
Practices hair and makeup
Buys $150 shapewear
Buys tape for boobs to sit correctly
Gets expensive alterations
Finds a place to get ready before the wedding
Seriously...what are carbs? Haven’t seen them in a while
Gets nails done a bunch of times to get them right
Shaves body hair because, ya know
Has to have someone help her pee at the wedding
Craves bread but DO NOT TOUCH
Fiancé:
Eats chips
Shaves beard
Shows up & pees alone
Ahhh. To be the groom.