I can't believe my life has come to obsessing over stuff like this, but anyway...
Would black pantyhose (not thick tights) look weird with a wedding gown?
I was really hoping to wear pantyhose with back seams, but the control top versions in the fancier, longer-lasting brands I'd like to wear on my wedding day (Wolford, Commando, Oroblu) only come in black. If I want nude back-seamed stockings, I'd have to opt for non-control top. Before you suggest wearing Spanx underneath, yes, I've considered that--though if I have my druthers, I'd rather wear blue panties that say something like "I Do" or "Bride". Plus I'd rather not feel entirely like a can of Pillsbury Grands for eight hours.
Now, back to caring about something important like the font in my wedding programs.