I found this on a DJ's site as part of a list of garter/bouquet alternatives. If my reception was just going to be my friends then this would be hilarious and they would die. But with more causal people, family and coworkers? Sooooooo inappropriate!
3) The "Mary Poppins" Trick - In the movie "Mary Poppins," the main character astounds the children in her care by pulling OVERSIZED items out of her satchel. You can do this too, quite easily, using a chair that has a cloth covering it all around (backed up against a well-clothed table) so that the audience won't be able to see your pre-arranged accomplice feeding the Groom hilariously over-sized items thru the Bride's legs, such as a beach ball, toaster, deck umbrella, golf clubs, an old boy friend (or celebrity, if you know one). No audience can contain themselves for such an event...Guaranteed!
