Funniest thing your so has done? tmi Warning disclaimer!

THAT is awesome!!! He's a keeper lol

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" I can NOT fart with strangers. Like my body just won’t do it! ": LOL. Same!

I can't pick just one... most instances are now inside jokes that literally no one but us will understand … had to be there moments for sure.

I wouldn't be able to do that either!!! I'd make my FH do the same thing haha.

There are many funny times I've had with him. But this is one of the funniest: so he had to get surgery to repair his meniscus years ago. His grandmother offered to help him pay for it because he helps her all the time with things around the house, so she thought it was a fair trade off. So the surgery was only maybe 2 hours and his grandmother and I waited in the waiting area together for him. We were having a blast, talking about Disney and some family memories, when the nurse said he was awake and he wanted to see me. So we get up and go into his little area that he's in. I walk in with his grandmother and he YELLS..."BABE LOOK, I STILL HAVE MY PENIS!" I immediately look at his grandmother, but luckily because she's hard of hearing she didn't hear him say it. He was definitely recovering from some laughing gas, because when I told him about it later he had no recollection of it at all. I even asked him why he thought they were going to do something with his man parts and he said he had a friend joke that they were going to do that instead of his knee, so it must've been on his mind. We still laugh about it today.

I have so many, but this one always gives me a smile.

We went to a Russian restaurant for our anniversary one year. This was a legit place - the staff spoke Russian, the street signs of the town were in Russian, the menus were in Russian with translations. So naturally, our waiter has a thick accent. Now, I have no issues understanding accents, but it is something my husband struggles with. Part of our meal included a house-made infused vodka. I knew what I wanted, but hubby asked for a recommendation. The waiter responds, and he says "I'll have that." He looks across the table to find my face aghast. Having heard what the waiter suggested, I say, that's going to be spicy! Husband says, "I have no idea what he said, I just said yes because it was what he recommended."

It was horseradish-infused.

He liked it! He actually still talks about it to this day. This thing came out with a PICKLE for a garnish! I just about died.

3 years ago: We hosted a party and she broke the bathroom sink because ... she was so drunk! Everybody was.
She literally stood on the sink.

I quickly made sure she wasn't seriously hurt ,then I started laughing and continued to for 5+ minutes. After the shock, she thought it was funny too. It still makes us laugh.

However: the day after: I got UPSET , I started a BIG,solid fight!

LOL

After 8 1/2 years together, there are a lot.

We HAVE rolled off the bed while making love (THANKFULLY, I didn't yet have a bedframe, which involves a terrible ac/heating unit induced flood in an old apartment story), so it was just a mattress... but still.

He's opened the mail, opened the front door, and by the time he got up to our door, "lost his keys". ...They were still in the dang front door.

He falls asleep EVERYWHERE and when I try to get him to GO TO BED, he will talk in his sleep. Once he told me all about the trade he was going to make for our baseball team. While it was a good idea, I did wake him up to ask him if we'd BOUGHT the team while he was sleeping.

And then there are the theatre mishaps. Suffice to say, one time, DURING A PERFORMANCE, he somehow ended up absolutely FLYING through the air. Like... it was supposed to be a controlled leap, and it was NOT. I could only watch in horror, but he landed ok, and then I had to somehow NOT LAUGH while finishing the scene.