embarrassing stories with fh or husbands

I was working on wedding stationary and wrote down "STD" for Save the Date in my wedding book. He saw it and asked me about it, and I told him what the acronym meant. Later that night he posts on Facebook that I'm working my the STDs. Everyone else thought it was hilarious, but I almost strangled him.

Lol. Both of those stories are hilarious! Most embarrassing story about him...lol. He was sitting on me tickling me, it was when we like first got together, and all of a sudden I feel a little vibration, and he laughed WAY loud. He farted on me! lol. I asked him about it, and he said yes, and got really embarrassed. It was disgusting, but freaking hilarious! It still doesn't beat the time I puked all over him, that was embarrassing. I know, disgusting, but I did. We weren't even dating yet

@ his miss lol yeah i have thte same story about the farting thing except it was me oops lol and wow puked on him,yeah hes a keeper :-)

Hmm i dont get embarrassed easily. but one time we were having sex, and my freind came over ran into the room and smacked him on the ass lol.

His Miss I puked on my FS also!! We were laying in bed and I was laying on my back and he kissed me, well I had a little to much to drink and I mumbled that I needed to get up, but he didnt understand and before he could ask what? it was too late lol!!! It went straight up, hit him and came straight back down on me hahaha!!! He was such a sweety he cleaned everything up and stuck me in the shower! Needless to say we slept in the spare bedroom that night haha!

My FH is pretty tall (esp to me; 5'3" and he's just about 6'4") and he was standing in front of the fridge when an automatic air freshener sprayed him right in the face! I know, not really embarrassing but UBER hilarious. My FH is also very very clutsy; multiple times in stores he's dropped one thing or another; jar of pickles, baby food, chips, drinks, you name it. Every time I can't help but laugh at him.

I must say this story is all about him lol.... when he met me i was 7 months pregnant and the first time having sex he was ready to ya know, well he pulled out lol i asked him what he was doing and he said pulling out i said why cuz ur gonna get me more pregnant then i already am? lol

Embarassing story for me...DH and I had started dating in hs so he had come to one of my softball games...I was actually pretty good well I got so distracted by him being there I forgot to run...so there I was standing on 2nd and then when I realized I had to run I tried sliding to save myself totally got out and looked like an idiot who had no idea how to play ball! LOL...He and everyone was laughing at me because I was standing on 2nd like I belonged there

When FS and I first started dating I lived in the dorm and he lived in the barracks. He would pick me up from my job at the mall and sneak me into the barracks to stay the night with him. After like 2 weeks of spending every night together we're really comfortable with each other. So we're laying in bed both half asleep, you know when you just start dreaming but you're still aware of what's going on around you, and in all of this (post-sex) relaxation all of a sudden one of us farts! lmao.

We still don't agree on who it was (it was him) but it was funny because we both tensed up and tried to pretend like we were asleep. We didn't even mention it until like 2 months later. The first time you toot in front of your SO is always hilarious. Now he farts on me all the time lol. Ah love. :-)

Haha... MY DH and I were getting intimate for the first time and my 4 yo walked in and asked "where's my mom" (he couldn't see me). DH said "We're wrestling" and the 4yo pulled the blanket off of us and said I wanna wrestle, too!"

MORTIFYING!!!

@Krysten- lol. Thats funny. He was sooo embarrassed. And the way he tried to cover it up was what made it that much funnier.

@RSK lol. We were at a mutual friends house, and my cousin kept telling FH not to move me because i had too much to drink, between like 5 of us we polished off a half gallon of Jaeger. lol. He kept moving me, and i puked in his lap. That same night, i had to pee, but the door to the house was locked, so i decided to act like we were camping. lol. He put his shoe in mid stream. I still can't believe he wanted to date me after that, and now were engaged. HAHA.

He is def. a keeper

Ps. I have not drank that much since it happened. lol

The most embarrassing time was the first time my FS farted in front of me...well, not exactly in front of me...he got out of the truck to do it, and through closed doors and windows and the radio, I still heard it! He came back in the truck and I was laughing so hard he figured out what happened and turned beet red! Since then has had no problem "blasting" in front of me...lol

@Krysten H. ur hubby smacking his mama's booty is HILARIOUS!! one of the most craziest embarassing moments we had was after drinking @ happy hour we decided have some action in the car in the parking lot. we figured it was pretty early so the other party goers wouldn't be returning to thier cars. during the middle of the steamy window car rocking episode the girls from the car beside us come out and they start making all kinda of remarks like "uh oh somebody gettin some" and then the guy on the other side returned to his car and it was my BF's brother. Man I'm trying to be still byy this point and we want to bust out laughing. The windows have some sort of tent but them joints were foggy and he knows the car so he knew it was us. still LMAO

When we first started dating I used to wear lingerie every time we had sex. I guess FS wanted to give back and went to a naughty store to pick up sexy manwear. He came into the bedroom wearing a lime green thong with bulit-in suspenders ala Borat! I couldn't help but laugh.

When we were newly dating we went to a wedding and before we left I fell down the stairs in a dress and there was nothing attractive about being a broken doll with my dress up over my head, thong showing, I pretty much flashed all the good in the least flattering way possible.

I was mortified but after we determined I was ok he thought it was the funniest thing ever. Now he will always remind me to hold onto the railing whenever I'm going up or downstairs. pfftt!

The first tome FS tried to kiss me (before we dated we were friends) he threw up on me because he drank too much. I put him to bed and kept drinking...haha.

15 minutes after he asked me out for the first time, we were sitting in a hot tub (we were at a big weeklong conference hosted at a hotel) with some other people, and he called me Rebekah...the name of the girl who had carpooled to the conference with us and who had a thing for him (which he knew). It was hilarious.

But a few weeks prior, when we were in the pre-dating phase, I was on the phone with him for about five minutes before he goes, would you like to talk to Ryan? and i realized that I had spent the last five minutes talking to his little brother without even realizing it. My best friend and my mom were with me, and I was so embarrassed.

Love these stories. I met FH's sister, who I thought went by an abbreviated name. Later that week she sent me a nice e-mail and her e-mail address seemed to confirm that her name was indeed a longer version of the name she went by. I replied, not wanting to assume that i could call her by her shortened name and managed to reply to her calling her her first name and maiden name all rolled into one (she used her maiden name and her husband's name as a double-barrelled last name), but her e-mail address rolled her first name and maiden name together. Embarrassing.

I HAVE to get in on this one !!! so fs went to target to get some new boxers... or so he thought !!! i came home from... um wherever i was and had a few drinks out, well, he called mr in our room and walked out of the bathroom wearing briefs that were so small. we DIED in laughter. he still has them and everyonce in a while when we go away i pack them in his bag. still laugh as hard as we did that day.

Haha okay so on one of our first dates, the future hubs decides to take me hiking (clearly he didn't know me too well at that point).... anywho... we get to this park with cliffs (i'm afraid of heights). first little hill we get to, i fall on my ass and break a nail. FABULOUS. anyways so we are hiking, i'm falling and breaking nails, we get to the bottom.... then we get to climb back up. before going on the hike he had sprayed himself with some great axe deodorant.... which the swarm of hornets that attacked us LOVED!! lol ah at least now we laugh about it... here are some great pics that we have from that day... oddly enough i got a pic while he was spraying himself with deodorant. (check out my broken nails in that middle picture!)