99 Problems with my Recessional Song

OP where are you?

I imagine there are no kids at your wedding if you're considering this? I'd never heard it, so I just listened to it. What the heck? Why? Why would you want this?

Great. Now I can tell FH that 47 people agree with me. He thought it would be funny (although I think he may be punking me) and I said I'm takin' it to my WW peeps.

I hope at least I gave some of you something to laugh about today.

Girl, my FH keeps doing the same shit. Like, no - we can't have our first dance be Get Low. And no, we can't put "leave your brats at home" on the invites.

@MoreMoore - I'm dying!

OP I was hoping you were joking or something because I know you're one user that has more sense than this.

I actually need some levity with 6 days to go...

@La Grosera - we were typing up the song list today for the DJ and every time I turned my head he would type "99 Problems" in the recessional section.

@moremoore Glad to know my FH isn't the only one suggesting absurd first dance songs. He wanted us to do the dance from the dance off scene in house party...

I mean, you do you, but I wouldn't personally choose this song. It's not something I would feel is appropriate for a wedding, and it would probably make a lot of your guests either confused or giving the side eye

ETA just saw the comment, hope your FH comes to his senses!!

Ummm, no. I love that song but there's no way that can go well

Woof.

LOL

Definitely no

Omg this is too funny! Lmfao

Nope.

For a wedding?!?!? Whattttt? No!

Um... no?

No way. Standards, dear. They matter.

@firstone I was legit worried after reading many of your other posts that you had lost your damn mind because all your other wedding details are fun, yet sophisticated and awesome. I'm SO relieved that this is coming from your FH, hahaha! Shut. That. Shit. Down. Although, maybe you could humor him and do it as your reception entrance! Hehe!