I just read these creative wedding RSVP cards.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/04/funny-wedding-rsvps_n_4898021.html
You ever seen any in person? Any one dare to do use those in article or similar?
I'm very tempted to use the below in article which are now my favorites!:
Will Say I Plan To Attend, Then I won't Show Without Any Explanation, Even Though You Already Had to Pay For Me In The Advance Headcount.
Will Attend And Bring a Date, Even Though The Invite Offered No Indication That I Could Bring A Date, But You're Cool With It, Right?