Mz.Bolden3

His Story: How we met…. Even though I had seen Shenell around work a couple of times , the first time I got the nerve up to speak to her, she was in the break room at work. It was funny cause right off the bat I think we realized we where so much alike but polar opposites. She told me how she hated chemistry (I’m a chemist), she told how she loved the cowboys ( I’m a skins fan), and how she went to Towson, and hated it, but had enough room in heart to hate Morgan just a little bit more (I’m a Morgan man). So we talked a little while in the break room , and I asked her the pointed question; “what do you do for fun’ she said nothing, and she had just moved in to her new house and was trying to re-stain her recessed wooden bookcases that previous owner had painted over. I volunteered my expertise, and she accepted and told me she would cook dinner. As I was walking away I heard her say “see we are kindred spirits”, I agreed and thought “oh yeah, she loves me”. I think it was about a week before I made my way over there for our first date sanding the bookcases together. About a month later she realized she got swept off her feet. And probably about a month and a day before she made me be her boyfriend. And the rest is history…. Her Story( Otherwise known as THE TRUTH! ): Ok so some of the above is true. (SOME) Let’s bring some clarity to the picture. First off, Melvin has no EXPERTISE!! It took him (5) weekends to sand the shelves and it should have only taken him about 1/2 a day. I ended up leaving the house to go to the mall with my girlfriend because he had sawdust flying all over the place! When Melvin offered to help me with the sanding I cooked him dinner because I didn’t have any money to pay him for his work. He kept making excuses about changing sand paper grains and had to keep coming back. Then he offered to help with other big jobs around the house. He had me cooking for him every weekend for nearly two months! I was Hoodwinked I tell ya! Bamboozled! Next thing you know I was bringing "our" lunch to work. Gradually, we became inseparable. Then we fell in looovvvveee. Awe, ain’t that cute! And now the rest is herstory...