I've been hosting fun, successful events for over 40 years! I used to advertise myself as "Oregon's Most Experienced DJ." It eventually occurred to me that "Most Experienced" was a euphemism for "Oldest." So I decided to set that label aside. Then in 2012, The Eugene-Register Guard referred to me as KRVM's "beloved" Jivin' Johnny Etheredge. "Beloved?" We still laugh about that one around KRVM. We figured out that "beloved" is a euphemism for "the old cranky guy."
Every year the speakers and amps get a little bit heavier, and the gate on the back of the gigmobile gets a little bit higher. I keep trying to retire, but a lot of regular customers and long-time fans aren't taking "no" for an answer. I accept a limited number of bookings. Feel free to contact me to discuss your special event. I'm too lazy to work, and too nervous to steal.
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