Jonathan Martin and Renee Choquette's Wedding

Bride & Groom

As you can see our beautiful bride is as happy as ever to get married. Renee is currently enrolled in school for business administration with a concentration on finance, she is also pursuing her dream of competing in the 2009 Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling Race. A wise old man once told me that personal beauty has an exponential relation to the number of places that a person lives (citation unavailable being that this was completely made up). This theory has no better example than Renee, my eyes have never seen such a perfectly beautiful individual, inside and out. If she were not engaged I may try to woo her myself. Renee has been a bit of a nomad moving from place to place...from Florida to North Carolina to Florida to Vermont to Florida to Connecticut to Florida to Ohio to Florida to Louisianna to Florida to Connecticut. See a running theme here? No..? Wait, are you serious, you dont see a theme here? Wow. Well to those who have an IQ higher than a domestic hamster it is obvious that Florida has always been "home" to Renee. The beach is a part of who Renee is, I believe that her heart actually pumps salt water, sand, and sun. Therefore there is no other place Renee would rather celebrate the beginning of a whole new life than in Daytona Beach, Florida.

Our Groom Jonathan is extremely lucky to find such a firecracker as Renee, as he is clearly the proverbial stick in the mud. Jonathan is currently a general contractor specializing in residential remodeling, his job is not as exciting as all the TLC shows may make it out to be. To try and add some excitement into his life Jonathan has become a member in an underground boar wrestling ring, his current record is 0-23. In fact he is going back to school for civil engineering so he can sit behind a computer all day and drink way too much coffee out of boredom. If we apply the previously discussed theory of places lived affecting personal beauty Jonathan may very well be one step below Quasimodo. Honestly I tried to talk Renee out of marrying him but to no avail, there must be something there that she can see that the outside world cannot. Jonathan did however, have to trick Renee into saying yes to marrying him by subduing her rational thought through chocolate cake and champagne, lots and lots of champagne before popping the question. In speaking with Jonathan he is so happy to be marrying Renee that he would have had the ceremony in Nuuk, Greenland if that is what she wanted. But luckily she chose Florida...airfare is cheaper.