Funny Invitation wording!
My fiance and I are wanting non-traditional wording for our invitation that will make people chuckle, but we can't think of anything!! Any ideas???

Married: 06/23/2012
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Posted On: Nov 3, 2011 at 12:11 AM • Vendors are allowed • Add to My WatchlistFlag As Inappropriate1 like

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Amanda P
Married: 05/24/2014
Nov 03, 2011 at 12:12 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
Will parents names be listed on it or just yours and your FHs?

Amanda P
Married: 05/24/2014
Nov 03, 2011 at 12:17 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
Mr. and Mrs. (Brides Parents)
Along with Mr. and Mrs. (Groom’s Parents)
Invite you to witness the wedding of their children
(Bride) and (Groom)
She’ll vow to do his laundry
And he’ll promise to come home at night
And at the end of every argument
They agree that she’ll always be right.

The honour of your presence is requested
as (Bride) and (Groom) exchange their vows
to be followed by a reception
Where we’ll all get drunk and loud!

Against their better judgment
The parents of the bride and groom
Would like to invite you to the wedding
Although they think it’s way too soon!

On (date)
At (time)
At (venue)

Married: 06/23/2012
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Nov 03, 2011 at 12:17 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
Oh those are good! haha!! THANK YOU!
Edited On: Nov 03, 2011 at 12:18 AM

Amanda P
Married: 05/24/2014
Nov 03, 2011 at 12:17 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
Mr. and Mrs. (Bride’s Parents)
Are delighted to finally give away their daughter, (Bride)
To (Groom), who has no idea what he’s gotten himself into.
Come celebrate at the reception we’ve waited a lifetime to throw:
On (date)
At (time)
At (venue)
Please respond no later than ____.
Don’t look for us after the party — we’re interviewing renters for (Bride’s) room.

Amanda P
Married: 05/24/2014
Nov 03, 2011 at 12:19 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
Haha. I love the first one!

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Nov 03, 2011 at 12:19 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
@ Amanda, I saw the same thing, Added on the bottom was (brides parents) dont bother looking for us at the reception we'll be cleaning up & renting out brides room. oppp, you posted it before i finished.. lol
Edited On: Nov 03, 2011 at 12:20 AM

Amanda P
Married: 05/24/2014
Nov 03, 2011 at 12:20 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
@ Stacy S - That's funny!

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Nov 03, 2011 at 12:28 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
Love these! What a great idea!

Amanda P
Married: 05/24/2014
Nov 03, 2011 at 12:30 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
@ callabryn- I love how different they are from the traditional wording.

Amanda P
Married: 05/24/2014
Nov 03, 2011 at 12:31 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
My wedding venue is on the beach and I am thinking of using this wording. There are photos of my venue on my profile.

As unique as a seashell
as deep as the sea
As eternal as the waves
our love is meant to be
It is with joy that we,
Tiffany Renee
and
Jon Thomas Williams
invite you to share
in our happiness
on Saturday, the fourth of August
two thousand and nine
at four o'clock
St. John's Church
Sea Drive, Terryville, Florida

Princess Bride
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Nov 03, 2011 at 12:39 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
Damn Amanda P you on a roll. I love it.

Amanda P
Married: 05/24/2014
Nov 03, 2011 at 12:41 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
Haha. I love looking up invitation wording! I'm really into the whole planning thing so I'm always searching for ideas and new things.

Princess Bride
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Nov 03, 2011 at 12:47 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
Well maybe you could help with mine. I have a few so ill post it in another forum soon cause This help is for Julie :) Good luck hun. I think this will make your guest laugh and am not even your guest. So if i laugh imagine those you invite lol

Amanda P
Married: 05/24/2014
Nov 03, 2011 at 12:48 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
I will help you!

Good luck with the planning Julie. Post a discussion anytime you have a question!

Princess Bride
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Nov 03, 2011 at 12:50 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
Amanda our wording for yours is beautiful. I love it

Married: 06/23/2012
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Nov 03, 2011 at 11:22 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
THANKS SOSOOO MUCH! I can't wait to start printing! We are making ours at home to save on cost, so I definitely appreciate the help!!!! :)

Married: 05/17/2013
Nov 03, 2011 at 12:43 PM • Flag As Inappropriate
Amanda P Do you have one that doesnt have the parents named on it? We havent decided if we are putting them on as its only FH mom and my father still alive (my dad is remarried but I dont care for her!) and we are paying for the wedding ourselfs. Any ideas? I love the ones above!

Married: 2+ years ago
Nov 07, 2011 at 7:19 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
Well it sounds like a good idea to invite people to your wedding with funny wordings.....Here is something I searched for you but I am not sure if you will like it or not......

“"People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow."

Mr. and Mrs. Davidson and Mr. and Mrs. Robinson
Invite you to a wedding reception in honor of their children
Catherine and Mike

On (date)
From (time)
At (venue).”

Married: 06/23/2012
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Nov 07, 2011 at 11:41 AM • Flag As Inappropriate
Oh my goodness, I have never heard that one! That is funny! We are trying to make a decision by the end of the week, thanks sooooo much for your help!
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