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who do we think we are!?

we are a spaz, an artist, a comedian, and a yesman. we'll let you decide who's who.

here's just a handful o' things...you guessed it, about us.

* words with "oo" in the middle of them make us laugh.

* we are san diego natives.

* our kid is gonna drink your milkshake.

* never let april try to tell you a story. trust us.

* we love all 3 star wars movies. that's right, there are only 3, and a cool bonus fight scene with kim's favorite character... darth maul.

* david surfs. kim gives him crap because he's a longboarder.

* rain can do awesome impressions of her grandma.

* rubios fish tacos rule!

* kim is deathly afraid of sharks but loves to watch shark week.

* we ARE ready for some football.

* april's jokes are far from 100 percent awe and then some.

* rain gives the cpu on madden beatdowns that rival a ninja's fury.

* every one of us without a Y chromosome is extremely loud.

* i don't know what we're yelling about!

* things we love...hawaii, disneyland in december, dogs, the beach, and my good friend Baxter here.

* david really does speak. we've heard him.

* april doesn't drink, but you'd never know it by the voicemails she leaves.

* rain loves to swim and her cannon ball makes freakishly large splashes.

* kim's recipe for a good movie... explosions, explosions, and car chases that end in explosions.

* our math shows that the bird is equal to or greater than the word.

* we're fluent in movie quotes and sarcasm.

* david is an olympic pocket dialer.

* fact: bears. beets. battlestar galactica.

* april was not born in april. or was she?

* rain was born while it was raining.

* we love almost every kind of music. almost.

* we haven't proven it yet, but we think kim may be a robot.

* david loves to fly. kim does not.

* rain holds the world record for number of teeth lost in one year with 83.

* if you don't love everything by disney and pixar, april will fight you.

* we think YOU are what willis was talkin' bout.

* kim has a summer home on robot pirate island.

* you wouldn't know it by looking at him, but david can run really fast.

* we still love "that's what she said" jokes.

* your destination wedding? we want to go to there.

* it is impossible to offend us. it's as if we were abandoned as babies and raised by a nomadic tribe of truckers and sailors.

* poop

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